Street Fighter Movie Narration: Part 14

At the AN headquarters, Guile has gathered his troops in the projection room to discuss the plan of attack. They have picked up the homing signal - so now it's time to announce just how they shall infiltrate Bison's fort! The screen shows images of just how Guile plans to make his move, each image shown right on cue as Guile clicks on various links with his wireless mouse.

"An attack from the air is impossible..." Guile tells his troops. "The only chance we have is an attack with a small amphibious force..."

"There goes my plan..." mutters Sawada. "But you're the mighty Colonel Guile! I'm certain your plan will work like a charm!"

Guile chuckles. "Yes..." he replies. "And thank you, Sawada. Take my word for it - e'en if it must at times be adjusted accordingly, it will!" He takes out a stick and directs his troops' attentions to their part in the plan, to one large part of the river, and slowly moves the stick upward along the river as he continues: "The main force will come here, from the north..."

And to the side of the map image... an image of what looks like a small boat is then shown. Guile points his stick at it and another channel on the river as he continues, "...While a small vessel equipped with the latest in steath technology will come up this channel, and distract his defenses from the east..."

Sawada then stands up, and raises his hand. "Uhhh Colonel?" he asks. "A single boat against everything he's got?? The pilot would have to be out of his mind!!"

Guile chuckles again. "Luckily, Bison has driven me crazy..." he tells Sawada. "So I'm gonna do it!" And to his entire troops he continues, "Synchronise your watches: it's 05:00, cast-off is in an hour, at 06:00!"

The troops all synchronise their watches, and begin to scatter out of the room as their beloved Colonel adds, "...This is it..."

Before Cammy leaves, she turns to face Guile and asks him, "Are you going to contact...?"

"Yes I am..." Guile replies, with a smile. "Have my equipment ready, Cammy!"

"Yes SIR!" Cammy replies with a salute, and she leaves.

A Bison truck rolls along, south down the same coastal highway the convoy rolled along on its way to the Black Market the day before. Driving the truck is one of Bison's troopers, and piled up in the back are many well-filled boxes with the names of Vega's entire female followers and all female Tong members written on them!

The trooper takes off his helmet and places it on the passenger seat, revealing his face. He bears a striking facial resemblance to Guile, albeit slightly younger-looking and with shorter hair. He is about to open up the rations cabinet and take out some food when the screen automatically switches on, revealing Guile's face.

"Hey, little bro Gunloc!" Guile greets the man - Gunloc, by name. "How's it going?"

"Hi Guile!" Gunloc replies. "It's all good, I've Emailed you the full details..."

Guile is delighted to hear Gunloc's words. "And from the piles of boxes in the back... I think I can hazard a guess as to a certain insistence by Bison to all females, both good and evil - and all in red, of course; and as to where you will take even the boxes containing all evil womens' clothing?"

"Bingo!" replies Gunloc. "All details are included in the Email. Oh my gosh, you wait until you see what they'll wear for the occasion - especially the gorgeous Princess Natalie! Vega is one lucky guy, I tell you - and yes not only is Mel still eyeing up Natalie at every chance he can, most especially because she and all other females are to be dressed in red... but also, surprise surprise, Bison is supremely jealous of Vega! He too is taken with Natalie, and wishes he could grant her a 'private interview' instead of Chun Li!"

Guile chuckles. "I can only imagine! But if Bison does anything to her and Vega, yes I too will do everything I can to help them. I assume the details of Chun Li's capture by Bison are, too, included in your Email to I?"

Gunloc opens up the rations cabinet, and takes out a ham and cheese baguette. "Yes, yes of course..."

Guile adjusts his beret. "Good, good. Anyway I need to go and get ready, we're leaving at six sharp! We'll see you at Vega and Natalie's mansion in Spain! Adios!"

"See ya there, bro!" Gunloc replies, as the screen goes blank. He then starts eating the baguette, while still driving the truck...

Guile's entire troops -even other staff, such as chefs and waiters (genuine ones, unlike the fake bastard Charizard!)- are gathered on the docks, all ready for battle and waiting for Guile. Cammy and T Hawk stand either side of Guile's podium, and Sawada in front of the troops. An army bugle is blown, and one trooper calls out "Troops! Fall in!" as the doors to the main building of the AN headquarters open wide, and Guile emerges. He shuts the doors behind himself, and is about to approach his podium when a black limousine sporting the AN flags pulls up from around the corner. Something... is not right...

"I'll handle this..." sighs Guile, and he approaches the limo. The doors to the limo open, and the AN undersecretary and some of his assistants exit. Guile salutes them.

"As you were, Colonel..." the undersecretary greets Guile.

"What a surprise!" Guile responds. "Welcome to the Shadaloo front, you're just in time for the kick-off!"

But then all troopers' faces, especially Guile's, fall at the undersecretary's words. "I'm afraid not, Colonel - the security council has just voted, they've decided to negotiate!"

"You're joking!" gasps Guile.

"We think we can deal with General Bison..." the undersecretary continues. "You are instructed to call of the assault and contact him, to request an extension of his deadline. We're prepared to pay the ransom demand!"

Guile and his troopers are disgusted at this! "$20 billion?!?" Guile asks the undersecretary. "What will prevent Bison from taking more hostages next month - and asking for $50 billion, $100 billion?!?!?"

The undersecretary doesn't give a flying fuck about Guile's response. "Colonel, have you lost your mind?!?"

"No..." replies Guile - and much to the impression of his troops, he punches the undersecretary bang in the nuts! He stands back up and points at the undersecretary as he continues, "You've lost your balls!"

The undersecretary screams in pain, and barely manages to hand Guile a blue folder containing instructions from the AN officials themselves. "Colonel Guile, deliver these instructions to your troops - then consider yourself relieved of your command!!"

Guile sighs, and snatches the folder right out of the undersecretary's hands. He then approaches his podium, and picks up his microphone... then delivers the most famous and powerful inspirational speech ever! "Troopers! I have just received new orders! Our superiors say the war is cancelled, we can all go home! Bison is getting paid up for his crimes, and our friends will have died here - will have died... for nothing. But... we can all go home! Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom and justice... they get packed up! But... we can all go home! Well... I'm not going home! I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river... and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so HARD, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now who wants to go home - and who wants to go with ME?"

The entire troopers cheer in support of Guile, and they all scatter to ready themselves for action! Guile drops the folder as two troopers approach him and one tells him "Let's go, Colonel!", and Cammy and T Hawk march at his side as he marches toward his stealth boat.

The undersecretary and his staff scramble through the rushing AN troopers right to Guile's podium, and he takes the folder in hand. "Colonel Guile! Colonel Guile! Get out of the way!" the undersecretary calls as he scrambles through the troopers, hoping to stop Guile. Cammy and T Hawk board the stealth boat, and Guile is about to join them when...

"...Colonel Guile!!" the undersecretary calls to Guile, and so Guile turns to face the undersecretary. "Colonel Guile, these instructions..." the undersecretary attempts to continue... but then he accidentally drops the folder into the river, so he can only then order Guile to "...Stop them, please!"

"Hey, I would love to..." Guile laughs, and he puts on his helmet as he continues, "...But some moron just canned me!"

The undersecretary is stupefied, and can only watch as Guile laughs in his face and boards the stealth boat... and the hatch shuts behind Guile, then the stealth boat starts up along with the other boats.

For a while, the stealth boat sails along with the other AN boats... then once they come to a double fork in the river, the AN troopers sail their boats down the left route and Guile steers the stealth boat down the right route. He slips a small video into the video player... and the screen switches on, showing a video of him and his wife Jane on a double date with Charlie and a young Italian woman named Rose. Guile sighs, hoping Charlie is all right...

At Bison's fort, Chun Li burns with hatred and humiliation as she stands alone in Bison's private quarters. If her hands were not tied with leather straps, she would tear down everything in this room - especially the paintings of the man whom she has despised all of her life. She could not deny this was very fine art... but nothing could be 'fine' about the man on whom this art be based on, whose quarters in which she stands.

Upon Bison's order, the warlord's harem girls have indeed prepared her -all in red, yes- for her 'private interview' with he, before moving on to dress Natalie and the other ladies both good and evil. She wears a beautiful red Chinese dress with a leaf pattern, with matching boots, short gloves and very thin stockings, and a pair of black leather bracelets adorned with small stainless steel spikes hold her leather straps in place; her hair is coiled and braided into the 'ox horns' hairstyle popular among Chinese women; and heavy white and red make-up is applied to her face. Apparently this is how Bison likes his women - painted, and (for unwilling women such as she) helpless and tied up.

Chun Li can only calm her nerves with her hopes for Guile's plan and especially Vega's to be successful, thus nonetheless it'd mean she'd gain revenge against Bison; and her thoughts about her many good friends who have been or will be dressed for the occasion. She is touched at knowing not only have some of the good ladies requested to take home 'whatever Chun Li is gonna wear' among their additional dresses... but also some have requested to be dressed like she for now, for the occasion! Awwwww!

She is about to try and kick down one of the table stands, since thankfully her feet are not tied together... when the door opens, and in enters Bison...