My revenge methods

I know a lot of people think of a negative connotation, should the word 'revenge' be mentioned - but unlike most flamers (including those who dare to strike at the Realm), even before I realised it, I have mastered revenge and flaming in a beautiful context. I only attack back -including, uhhhh, some in the past- out of defense, should anyone attack me too. And one way or another, the ending was always happy for Natalie Farrell - heck, my family aren't the only ones to complain about a Welsh national completion at which the staff are very rude to English-speaking folk!

Now, I cannot control the very real occasions when karma bites back against the enemy - such as how, I kid you not, the Vega-Balrog ending in Street Fighter X Tekken (i.e. the one in which Balrog makes his threat to send Vega straight to a closed casket funeral, hence our hatred of Balrog and our resulting Balrog bashing) actually backfired in real life, hence September being Balrog Killing Month; not to mention, one of my real life enemies died in 2004. Some enemies, however, met less sticky ends - such as how some Muslim lads (who, due to the crimes they committed, I'm guessing are from certain 'extremist' families...) who bullied me in college ended up behind bars. A seemingly-respectful gay couple I knew not only turned out nasty - they are no longer allowed to work with the young, after one of them was arrested for possession of indecent images of children!

And I only raise my own fisticuffs, as a last resort - but no I've never actually killed anyone. Out of self-defense I did, however, give one of my school bullies a bloody nose - it was either that, or the more obvious dangerous risks of possibly fracturing his comrade's skull.

But come on, people... among many classic examples, we all love the white cape, itself a key airing accessory in revenge for the original Mute Incident! It is also because of the Mute For Coal Incident... why I now take the Jay photo with me for things like hospital, i.e. as the photo would fall under the 'any Street Fighter merchandise gifted to me and/or signed for me by the live action movie cast themselves' category. It was the traitor Jenny de Cerna who said herself, in her own words, "Please play as our beloved Vega and get revenge on Gen!" - implying for me to play Super Street Fighter 4, and beat up Gen in revenge for the photos of a Gen figure defeating a Vega figure.

And yes, I am very aware of the shock truth about Mel - so this does mean I have had to bash Ken, and the Ken Fatality commission is in addition to that revenge. I have certainly considered rewriting the Street Fighter Movie Narration yet again, obviously with Mel working for Bison - and Ken has the honours of killing Mel during the final battle, while Vega goes off to rescue me and fight Bison.

For those who don't know... as if my preparations for a 'Damme' proper thank-you to Jay (i.e. for my happy news about he) be not enough, I was surprised with the Animated Movie in Bully Koopa Month (June) 2015, as part of Sony Movie Channel's stupid o'clock in the morning Anime thing. I thanked them for this lovely surprise, and they were delighted to hear my news about Jay - and they announced further plans for the Animated Movie for 'near Xmas time', by which I assumed they meant at the end of Deadeye Month (December), specifically during the last days of a typical 24-day Advent calendar; either way, that's my Christmas present sorted, so I lacked any need to write to Santa. Then again... from my experience, the Christmas season officially begins on November 1, i.e. after we've all enjoyed Halloween.

So no need to fear hexes anymore - if someone casts a hex on you, just turn to the Street Fighter 2 Animated Movie for protection! For added effect, I would also recommend playing the Europe classic Rock The Night. That song makes me think of Vega, Bison, Sagat and Balrog's entrance in the Animated Movie - not to mention, I practically DID rock the night with both screenings of the Animated Movie, i.e. as I was awake all night to watch it, and it finished early in the morning light LOL

But as if the Street Fighter 2 Animated Movie, and Bucky kicking and/or shooting and the photo of the Jenny figure be not enough... my 2015 Christmas presents included a Deadeye Duck figure in Spanish packaging! I had previously considered, well, Damme important plans, as unlikely as they then seemed, were I ever to get a Spanish Deadeye Duck (or 'Patuerto', which is Deadeye Duck's Spanish name) - another instinct proven true! So I had all the more reason to confirm, my campaign for a better Christmas for my family -i.e. after years of lethal negativity, including the Mute For Coal Incident and my family's cold immediate response thereof; and the last straw was Christmas 2014, when mom risked further potential repeats of the Mute Incident- had proven successful.

Setsuna contacted me again on my 31st birthday. Obviously, birthday wishes were in order, and she was delighted to hear about the Spanish Deadeye Duck - and with regard to who to play as on the Sailor Moon game, I can tell you it's good news for the Sailor Mars fans. Mars just so happens to be my former main - until a certain kind suggestion by Dark Kingdom Assassin prompted me to main Sailor Uranus, out of respect for our late big boss Master Haruka.

And I didn't have to wait too long, to carry everything out! In Vega Month 2016, I learned two new airings were penned in for January 29 and February 1 - so I prepared my Spanish Deadeye Duck ready for my special occasion; and after much careful consideration, the Sailor Moon game won the vote to be the first achievement (as well as, obviously, the first game I complete at age 31 LOL).

But when I reached the boss fight with Kunzite, I made a very interesting discovery: Kunzite wears a white cape! I felt this would prove very useful information at the Saikyo Chaos Realm - perhaps knowing an admin's prime character wears a white cape, would certainly result in better behaviour? I did bring this to Setsuna's attention - she said I made a very good observation; and she has brought it to Dark Kingdom Assassin's attention, but she tells me he didn't say anything.

And... there is still one thing we need to get revenge for: the Mute For Coal Incident. Setsuna is very sorry to hear about that, and she has certainly had a few choice words about Carie. Providing there are no further repeats, and no new such bloody wounds be cut... only a safe new Santa Claude visit -i.e. an airing in Deadeye Month- can avenge the Mute For Coal Incident, and hopefully finally put the original Mute Incident to rest for good.