Okay...I saw it, and as I predicted, I'm mostly disappointed. It could have been so much more...let's review.

Did you guys know that Chun-Li wanted to be a concert pianist? Or Vega really speaks like the bastard son of Darth Vader? Or Rose is really Bison's daughter? Me neither.

The action sequences were...average. Nothing special. Wireframe shit.

The only character done halfway justice was Balrog. At least he was cast right.

Charlie...no Sonic Boom, no eyeglasses. Just plain old Interpol (why?) schmuck Charlie Nash with a gun.

Gen...Not even going there. When the fuck did he become Mr. Miyagi?

Chun-Li doesn't do the Lightning Kick. She does the Spinning Bird Kick, and her Kikoken, but where the fuck are her kicks?

Bison looks like he belongs in one of the Die Hard movies.

Vega was so-so. They kept his shirt on in order to save money on body paint. At least he kills six people by beheading them. Offically better than Jay Tavare. Take that to the bank and cash it.

Crimson Viper is secretly in the movie as Maya Sunyee or someshit. Trying to go for that last minute tie-in, huh Crapcom?

One reference...EXACTLY ONE FUCKING REFERENCE TO RYU AND THEY DON'T EVEN PRONOUNCE HIS NAME RIGHT! Rye-yoo. IT'S FUCKING REE-YOO YOU ASSHOLES!!!

Just see it for the sake of a possible Ryu/Ken sequel. Fuck it, I'm done.