PUT THE KIDS TO BED ON THIS ONE. We all know who Kid Rock is. I've been a fan of his for a long time. His recent shit sucks, but the song I got here is from his album The Polyfuze Method, which is long out of print, and was never widely released. Before he turned country, he was the Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp. Enjoy, fuckers.

Kid Rock-Balls In Your Mouth

Cruisin' through town
In my jacked up truck
Eyes open 'cause
I'm scopin' for a big butt slut
One that I can take
Straight back to my house
And have her suck my dick
And put my balls in her mouth

Now get, get with it
Looked across the street
I seen a slimmy in a skirt
Boppin' to the beat
So I capped up my 40
Threw it under the seat
Rolled up on the freak
And I started to speak
But before I could talk
She go grabbed my dick
Licked her lips
And started talking that porno shit
She said look here
I know you're Kid Rock
Then whispered in my ear

(I wanna swallow your cock...)

Well blow me up and then blow me down
'Cause I think I just found
The biggest freak in town
And now I can't wait
To get her back to my house
Set her on her knees and put
My balls in her mouth!

Balls in ya mouth
Balls in ya mouth
(You want my balls in your mouth)
Balls in ya mouth
Balls in ya mouth
(You want my balls in your mouth)

Back to my crib with no delay
Big grin on my grill
And not much to say
Except hey yo bitch!
How's about
I drop my my drawers
And put my balls in ya mouth?

Then it was like
Straight out of a porn
She dropped to her knees
And started blowin' my horn
And after that
Without no doubt
She opened up wide
And put my balls in her mouth

Next the cutie started rubbin my back
Then she put a finger
Right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick
And said hold up, slut

(Ain't nobody stickin' nothin' in my butt)

Now right then I knew
I had a ho and a half
And all I could do
Is sit back and laugh
Starin' at the ceiling thinking about
This chick I just met's got
My balls in her mouth

Balls in ya mouth
Balls in ya mouth
(You want my balls in your mouth)
Balls in ya mouth
Balls in ya mouth
(You want my balls in your mouth)

After I busted my nuts
I drove her to the cut
She said...

I hope you don't think
That I'm a big slut,
And please don't tell anyone
What we've been through...

Next day I told the whole fuckin crew
Spread the news
Through the whole damn town
And to the chick
It must've got back around
So I told the ho sorry
And tried to make amends
But she tried to front me
In front of my friends
Runnin off at the lip
Talking all that shit
That I'm a bitch
I'm a prick
And that I got a small dick
I just waited
Till she walked away to shout...

Fuck you bitch!
You had my balls
In your mouth!

Balls in ya mouth
Balls in ya mouth
(You want my balls in your mouth)
Balls in ya mouth
Balls in ya mouth
(You want my balls in your mouth)

Come on...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlgS6Dbbul4