#(Restaurant at Tokyo Tower)
Megachill: Ok guys, Asuka Kazama will be here any minute and...and....
(Asuka walks in wearing her Kempo outfit. She sits down at the table where Megachill and Co. are set up.)
Asuka: Hey there!
Megachill:.......
Asuka: Hey, you are the interviewer, right?
Megachill:......
Psychoblue: Hey, Shingo. It's showtime.
(Psychoblue looks at Megachill, snaps his fingers in Megachill's face a few times, then waves his hand afterwards.)
Asuka: What's with him?
Psychoblue: I have no idea....
Megachill:So beautiful......
Psychoblue: Hmmmm...well I think I can take over. Let's just move our friend over...
(Psychoblue picks up Megachill and puts him at another table. Megachill doesn't break his gaze of Asuka.)
Psychoblue: Let's begin. So this is your first time in the King of Iron Fist?
Asuka: That's right. I'm so hyped!
Psychoblue: How'd you get in? Were you invited?
Asuka: No, I signed up. Detective Wulong told me that guy would be there.
Psychoblue: "That guy?"
Asuka: Some Chinese bastard who has been trashing dojos throughout Japan. He totalled my dad's place while I was at school. Sent him to the ER.
Psychoblue: Sounds like one mean customer. How do you know he's Chinese?
Asuka: Detective Wulong said that he had been doing the same dojo-busting in China before he came to Japan. His name is Feng Wei.
Psychoblue: Feng Wei, huh? He sounds new, too. Maybe we'll run into him.
Asuka: I swear, I'm gonna painfully and violently-
Psychoblue: Let me guess. You intend to sodomize him.
Asuka: I was actually going to castrate him, but sodomizing's good too.
Psychoblue:......
Asuka:What?
Psychoblue: Do you have someone named "Jun Kazama" in your family tree?
Asuka:Yeah...Jun was my Dad's sister.
Psychoblue:Interesting....you know I never heard you mention your mother...how's she?
Asuka: She's fine I guess....wait a second, do you intend to make a mess of my family tree or something? Are you working for the Yakuza!?
Psychoblue: What!? A Psycho Ranger follows nothing but his or her own ambitions! We don't give our services to crime rings!
Asuka: Yeah, whatever....
Psychoblue: Sheesh....have any brothers? Cousins?
Asuka: I'm an only child... and Dad said that Jun didn't have children.
Psychoblue: Is that right, huh?
Asuka: Yeah.
Psychoblue(narrative): Well, she does look like a carbon copy of Jin Kazama.
Rito: It's like Jin with boobs!
Goldar: ShUt Up, YoU iDiOt!
(Goldar whacks Rito across the head Three Stooges-style)
Asuka: Who's Jin?
Psychoblue: Don't worry about it. What are your hobbies?
Asuka: I enjoy biking! In fact, I'm going biking here after this interview.
Psychoblue: What do you mean "biking here?"
Asuka: Hey I have to go now. Wish me luck in the tournament!
(Asuka walks out of the room. Megachill snaps out of his trance.)
Megachill:....That does it. I'm getting her phone number!
(Megachill is about to run after her, but Psychoblue and Goldar hold him down.)
Megachill: What the hell are you doing!? I wanna date that goddess!!
Psychoblue: Sorry, sport! No sexual interactions with interviewees! Remember the mess Rito got into with Nina!?
Rito: HEY LOOK!!
(Rito points out the window, and they see Asuka falling with her bike in tow. They watch her land on a rooftop and bike down to the ground...)
Psychoblue:......she's crazy.
(Asuka looks up, and waves goodbye as she bikes off.)