#(Restaurant at Tokyo Tower)

Megachill: Ok guys, Asuka Kazama will be here any minute and...and....

(Asuka walks in wearing her Kempo outfit. She sits down at the table where Megachill and Co. are set up.)

Asuka: Hey there!

Megachill:.......

Asuka: Hey, you are the interviewer, right?

Megachill:......

Psychoblue: Hey, Shingo. It's showtime.

(Psychoblue looks at Megachill, snaps his fingers in Megachill's face a few times, then waves his hand afterwards.)

Asuka: What's with him?

Psychoblue: I have no idea....

Megachill:So beautiful......

Psychoblue: Hmmmm...well I think I can take over. Let's just move our friend over...

(Psychoblue picks up Megachill and puts him at another table. Megachill doesn't break his gaze of Asuka.)

Psychoblue: Let's begin. So this is your first time in the King of Iron Fist?

Asuka: That's right. I'm so hyped!

Psychoblue: How'd you get in? Were you invited?

Asuka: No, I signed up. Detective Wulong told me that guy would be there.

Psychoblue: "That guy?"

Asuka: Some Chinese bastard who has been trashing dojos throughout Japan. He totalled my dad's place while I was at school. Sent him to the ER.

Psychoblue: Sounds like one mean customer. How do you know he's Chinese?

Asuka: Detective Wulong said that he had been doing the same dojo-busting in China before he came to Japan. His name is Feng Wei.

Psychoblue: Feng Wei, huh? He sounds new, too. Maybe we'll run into him.

Asuka: I swear, I'm gonna painfully and violently-

Psychoblue: Let me guess. You intend to sodomize him.

Asuka: I was actually going to castrate him, but sodomizing's good too.

Psychoblue:......

Asuka:What?

Psychoblue: Do you have someone named "Jun Kazama" in your family tree?

Asuka:Yeah...Jun was my Dad's sister.

Psychoblue:Interesting....you know I never heard you mention your mother...how's she?

Asuka: She's fine I guess....wait a second, do you intend to make a mess of my family tree or something? Are you working for the Yakuza!?

Psychoblue: What!? A Psycho Ranger follows nothing but his or her own ambitions! We don't give our services to crime rings!

Asuka: Yeah, whatever....

Psychoblue: Sheesh....have any brothers? Cousins?

Asuka: I'm an only child... and Dad said that Jun didn't have children.

Psychoblue: Is that right, huh?

Asuka: Yeah.

Psychoblue(narrative): Well, she does look like a carbon copy of Jin Kazama.

Rito: It's like Jin with boobs!

Goldar: ShUt Up, YoU iDiOt!

(Goldar whacks Rito across the head Three Stooges-style)

Asuka: Who's Jin?

Psychoblue: Don't worry about it. What are your hobbies?

Asuka: I enjoy biking! In fact, I'm going biking here after this interview.

Psychoblue: What do you mean "biking here?"

Asuka: Hey I have to go now. Wish me luck in the tournament!

(Asuka walks out of the room. Megachill snaps out of his trance.)

Megachill:....That does it. I'm getting her phone number!

(Megachill is about to run after her, but Psychoblue and Goldar hold him down.)

Megachill: What the hell are you doing!? I wanna date that goddess!!

Psychoblue: Sorry, sport! No sexual interactions with interviewees! Remember the mess Rito got into with Nina!?

Rito: HEY LOOK!!

(Rito points out the window, and they see Asuka falling with her bike in tow. They watch her land on a rooftop and bike down to the ground...)

Psychoblue:......she's crazy.

(Asuka looks up, and waves goodbye as she bikes off.)