The (mis)adventures of the Spanish ninja book 1

Vega was making his way to Rose’s apartment, as Bison had said he wanted her killed after she turned him into a whoopee cushion for a month. Now that he was ok-he had sent Vega with a special “de-psyching” potion to aid with her death.

Vega did not just rush in as that would be daft, he though he just might watch her for a while, see what a lady like herself gets up to. Watching her wander around her 2-floor bedroom house, the golden lighting suggested something mystical was going on. Peering through the window Rose was dressed in her usual attire, putting her earrings on a moment before the door rang. Shuffling to hide further in the bushes, Vega was surprised to see Dhalsim…and if that was not enough Dhalsim was sporting a “hoodie” and a pair of black baggy pants, and a blue cap. It was then Vega had flashbacks of what happened to him and the other’s in Dhalsims temple (and yes- I AM making a reference to my last fan fiction!) and shuddered.

As he entered words were exchanged which Vega could not make out. They spoke for a while, and it wasn’t until Rose pointed at here cauldron did Vega noticing it. Both fighters wondered over to it, at which it began smoking immediately.

“hhhmmm…this love potion is coming along nicely…” Dhalsim commented.

Love potion? Had Vega heard right? Why were these 2 making a love potion? Vega thought Dhalsim might have a little trouble finding someone but Rose? Vega would never admit it-but he did have a thing for Rose-even though she was 20-so years his senior.

As they exited the room, Vega had forgot about killing Rose and decided to nick some of that potion. Creeping in the window he swiped an empty bottle from the side of the cauldron and filled it up. Creeping back out he made his way back to the base, too excited about the potion to think of a good excuse to tell Bison why Rose was still alive.

Grinning evilly Rose and Dhalsim re-entered the room.

“Looks like the snake took the bait huh” Rose giggled.

Vega peered over the potion in his room in shadowlaw. He had to admit, he never had trouble getting girls with his good looks and all, but he did have a problem keeping them considering his psychotic habits like hacking people’s heads off and drinking their blood. That was a definite turn off for the opposite sex. And there was the fact that he had major crushes on certain female street fighters who he had pissed off in the past.

(*chibi-nemesis*-hhhmmmmm…Chun-li… Cammy…Ken * whack * owww-I was only joking Vega!)

The love potion would solve these problems, and Vega imagined his life filled with happiness…well…lets be honest-full of sex with the most beautiful women in the world more like. At about 9am (when most of shadowlaw were asleep as they mainly worked at night) he made his way to the science lab, where a database of all the details about street fighters that had entered the tournaments over the last decade was stored. He commanded the computer to list all the female fighters-and it came up with:

Juni

Juli

R.mika

Cammy

Chun-li

Sakura

Karin

Ibuku

…And Vega.

He promptly kicked the **** outta the computer after printing out all the details.

Putting on his sexist outfit (which happened to be tight black leather trousers, an even tighter white v-neck shirt and a black trench coat imbedded with tiny diamonds and silver buckles…*chibi-nemesis drools! *…he’s got my dress sense and DAMN does he looks good! J) and set off to the printers, to make lots of copies of his “party invitations”.

Using his power as a shadowlaw lord, Vega’s invitations were delivered via shadow law “we’ll deliver ya guns before the police break down your door-we’re that fast!” delivery service. The party was supposedly held to celebrate the underground fighting ring and everyone was to meet in the park at 8pm.

Vega-laughing wickedly set to work filling tiny arrows with the potions-each one with a name of a female street fighters, with the exception of Karin and Sakura, because they were too young and that would just be sick, and himself-because it was obvious he didn’t need a potion to make him fall in love with himself-that had already happened.

He also put an arrow aside for Rose, just in case…;)

So setting the little party up in a park far away from the city where the police would not disturb him, and only using a couple of shadowlaw men as so not to attract any attention from Bison, Vega had the little party set up before 7pm. Now all he had to do was wait…