The (mis)adventure of the Spanish ninja book 3

The person he had hit was none other than * DUHN DUHN DUHNNNNN! * ( * giggle * chibi nemesis) DAN HIBIKI!

Vega’s other victim was already on him; Guile's little white dog was happily humping his leg. Trying to shake the dog off, Vega forgot for a split second about Dan as he stumbled out of the bush-ALL eyes now firmly on him. As his attempts of getting the dog off of him was futile, and as Dan began rushing towards him, along came Ibuki, accompanied by 30 ninjas from her clan. (Look- I dunno much about Ibuki so forgive me ok! * chibi nemesis *) who were secretly being followed by Rose and Dhalsim. Rose and Dhalsim stayed out of sight as Ibuki and co. entered the scene.

“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? WHAT’S THIS PARTY ABOUT?” demanded Ibuki.

Of course she got no answer, because everyone was trying to hide their laughter as Dan was chasing Vega, who was screaming his head off as he exited the park-horny dog still intact on his leg. Rose and Dhalsim emerged from hiding as everyone watched the figures of Dan and Vega become dark silhouettes against the darkening horizon.

Rose walked into the crowd approaching Chun-li, who was still laughing her head off.

“It WORKED!” Chun-li laughed-“he never saw it coming!”

Cammy and Ryu re-emerged “yeah-man did you see the look on his face when I dragged Ryu off?” Cammy piped

“So you mean this whole thing was a joke? WHY DID’NT YOU TELL ME!” Ryu screamed.

R.Mika wondered over “because you men are lousy at acting, and he would of found us out. Besides, it was funny watching you squirm. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

Ryu was far from amused (in fact he was a little pissed off-which made him look cute (_~ CN)

Ken heard this and added “HAHAHA- so I guess Dan is in on this too huh?”

Rose and Dhalsim sweat dropped.

“Err-no actually!” Rose said

“Yeah-well I was gonna say of they were in on it then Guile's dog must be very well trained!” said Ken.

“ awwww man this is gonna be FUNNY!” Cammy piped.

“Does this mean you might go out with Dan, Mika? Were you only joking when you were running from him?”

“NOOOOOOOO! NEVER! NEVER NEVER NEVER!” screamed R.mika “ I may be desperate but I’m not BLIND!” (*I actually think he’s kinda cute-if a goofy kinda way! I haven’t got anything against him! * Chibi nemesis)

(“Oh you think everyone is cute!” –Vega)

(Well its true, you all are! - (_^ )

(“Yeah well I guess someone who only has one eye would say that!! –Vega)

(*BANG* OWWW-Vega)

(Remember, I am the author I CAN MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!)

(“I know you wont really-you love me too much!”-Vega)

(“I guess your right- I do love you street fighters too much! (_^, Anyway back to the fanfic!”)

“Ok now its time to bring out the big guns-make him really suffer!” said Dhalsim, as they teleported to where Vega and Dan were running.

Both fighters had run to the city, Vega desperately trying to find somewhere to hide.

“VEGAAAAAA, COME BACK TO ME MY LOVE!!!!” Dan shrieked as he continued following him.

Vega, on the way managed to get the dog off his leg, at which to the dog was barking madly after Vega-probably muttering the same sentiments that Dan was.

“WOOF WOOOF WOOF WOF WOOOOF WOOF WOOF”(*OH LUCIOUS LEG-COME BACK TO ME MY LOVE * dog)

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!” said Rose as she and Dhalsim teleported in front of Vega. “Heh-now well will bring you your ultimate nightmare!” said Dhalsim.

(Warning-I’m about to use the most overworked and typical cliché’ in fanfiction such as these-so forgive me * CN*)

Dhalsim and Rose transformed Vega into the one being that would bring him the ultimate trouble. Now this would have been ok had only Dan been around, but unfortunately Ibuki and her ninja clan had been following them.

Ibuki, who was still demanding what was going on got no reply from anyone and even worse-when she commanded her clan to attack the four fighters they simply stood there and drooled over Vega.

Because Vega had been transformed into the ultimate fantasy.

Yes he was now (here comes the cliché’ people! *CN *) SAILOR MOON! With pretty braids-that oh so unforgettable sailor outfit with matching wand and thigh high boots, he had been turned into the ultimate fantasy of red-blooded eastern men everywhere. (Which of course included the ninja’s-being Japanese and all!) Vega knocked his knees together-now looking like a frightened transvestite (and a very attractive on at that *giggle* CN)

(“Oh I hate you nemesis!” –Vega)

Than a fearless assassin, he ran off screaming as the ninja clan ran after him-Dan and the little white dog following. But he knew where he was going. He was going to Rose’s house.

As Dhalsim and Rose teleported to her house, Vega was already there-extremely pissed off and wanting some answers. He jumped out of the bush (costume still in tact) right before Rose get her key into the lock.

“WHAT THE ^*&^^%£”*^^^$^%$£”!”££$%^&&*%$£$$£”!”$^**^$ DO YOU THINK YOU TWO ARE DOING?” Vega demanded.

Rose and Dhalsim just stood there, dumbstruck; they certainly were not expecting to see him.

“WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?” Vega screamed, getting all huffy and puffy. (Awwwwww! CN)

“Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten-Vega” said Dhalsim “I STILL HAV’NT FORGIVEN YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY ELEPHANTS!!!!!”

Vega simply stood there with a 0_0 expression.

“What? You mean I suffered BECAUSE OF THAT!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN BECAUSE OF THAT? HOW DARE YOU! THEY WERE MY ELEPHANTS!”

And so as Vega and Dhalsim continued an argument Jerry Springer would be proud of, Rose spotted the huge crowd of Vega, well, sailor moon admirers heading their way (including a crowd of Japanese business men who had spotted Vega!). Opening the door, she pulled Dhalsim in, Vega also making it in uninvited before she closed the door. Running upstairs, cries of “sailor moon, WE LOVE YOU” from the ninja’s and the business men, and “VEGA MY LOVE, I DID’NT KNOW YOU WERE SO KINKY!!” from Dan to which, Vega cursed uncontrollably. So trapped upstairs in Rose’s house, Vega angrily turned to the other two and said “when is this gonna end? They are not even under a spell, yet they act like uncontrollable animals!” Vega saw that Dhalsim had turned his nose up at him-so Vega just did the same. Trust Rose to sort it out.

“Look, Vega, if you just apologize to Dhalsim for what you did, then we will stop all of this.

After moments of hesitation, Vega finally apologised. Dhalsim accepted, and teleported outside, knowing how to calm the crowd.

Rose and Vega stayed quiet for a few moments, before Rose finally said

“ I don’t understand, why did Dan fall in love with you when that potion was a hoax?”

“WHAT? THIS WAS A HOAX?, wait…are you sure it was a hoax?” Vega said-going over to her cauldron.

“Yes I’m sure!” Rose said as she wandered over.

The cauldron was still smoking, and Vega motioned for Rose to take a sip.

“ See, I told you, it’s…uuu

Uggg

hhhhhh…….”

Rose blacked out for a moment before opening her eyes, the vision that stood before her too good to be true.

Hours later, everyone was still in the park, waiting for Dhalsim and Rose to return. And as Ryu and Ken joked about Dan and his new “girlfriend” Chun-li began to worry a little about them. Right after that thought Dhalsim appeared.

“Where’s Rose?” was the immediate question asked.

“That’s a good point,” Dhalsim said, as he had come to the park straight after getting rid of the ninja’s and Dan by giving them a “strip show”. They were all extremely disgusted at his pelvic thrusts, he recalls, and all left before he even got to his trousers. Guile's little white dog was extremely disgusted, as it had run off whimpering to the park where Dhalsim was right now. It was now barking at him furiously.

“I forgot about her and Vega back there…”

“WHAT?” Chun-li said-startled. “You mean to tell me you LEFT HER THERE WITH THAT PSYCHOPATH?”

“Uuummmmmmm…” o_O –Dhalsim

“Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod…” –Rose

Yep-there was Rose, lying naked in bed-right next to Vega. They had spent 3 hours non-stop making love. The worrying part was that the potion actually only lasted 20 minutes.

“So I take it you liked that sweetheart” Vega slyly replied.

Rose simply kept clutching the blanket- 0_0

Vega looked a little disappointed “so you didn’t like it then?”

“Erm…to be honest-I never thought I’d sleep with someone so much younger than me-but IT WAS BRILLIANT! But please don’t tell anyone about this!”

“I wont, my little cupcake”

And with that they kept on “rocking the kasbah” for another 12 hours.

Back at shadowlaw-

Bison laughed manically as he further recorded the activities of Rose and Vega. For it was really he who had played the trick on the both of them. He had punished Vega by making Dan fall in love with him (he was punishing Vega for not destroying Rose AND organizing a party using behind his back-and he was just a little sore for not being invited!)

(“I WAS NOT!” * BANG * -MB)

(OOOWWWWWW…-CN)

And he was punishing Rose for still being alive-by making her fall for one of his employees. But she seemed to be enjoying her punishment.

“I didn’t realise that you had this in you Rose (“excuse the pun”-CN), this will make great illegal explicit naughty videos to be sold through my organisation!!”

Cue the maniacal laughter.

So thus ends the first book of the (mis)adventures of the Spanish ninja. More “books” coming soon!

The chibi nemesis (_0

p.s Guile's dog wants to say something- “WOOF!”

translation “in case you were wondering why I fell in love with Vega when the potion was supposed to be a hoax was this-I was pissed off when that idiot hit me with that arrow, but when I saw his leg I really fell in love! It was perfectly shaped, deliciously muscular, and being sexually repressed cos army man and his family doesn’t let me near any lady dogs I had to take my chance!”

Oh and he also says-“WOOF WOOD WOF WOF WOOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARKKKK Woof woof bark bark WOOF WOOFFFFFFFFF!

Translation-“goodnight readers, hope you liked the fanfiction 0_~”