Clash Of The Warriors Chapter 5

Morrigan was walking along the street. Suddenly.....

Chun Li: Bitch hold it right there!

Morrigan turns around. Chun Li takes out a gun.

Chun Li: You stupid bitch. Those wings of yours will be hanging on my wall and I'll say that I killed the "chupacabra".

Morrigan: What the Hell is a chupacabra?

Chun Li: A monster from Mexico. Look it up and you'lll find a picture of your self Mrs.Aenslaed.

Morrigan: How do you... oh, I forgot you were a cop. So why am I under arrest?

Chun Li: You know damn welll why.

Morrigan: No I don't.

Chun Li: You took my buns of steel away.

Morrigan: Oh, is that some kind of a candy or new type of fruit?

Chun Li: You took away Ryu!!

Morrigan: You mean King Ryu.

Chun Li: King Ryu?

Morrigan: Durf! You know that I was born a long time ago and I am a vampire and Queen of the night and Queen of the Demon world.

Chun Li: *in tears* You bit him.....

Morrigan: Well his blood is delicous so I had to bite him. I haven't bit anyone since the Civil War.

Chun Li: You took away my man. You dumb bitch! *tears roll down her eyes* I'm pregnant with his baby.

Morrigan: So am I.

Chun Li: WHAT!!!!

Morrigan: Well, Ryu must have a raging hormones and he was delicous. And his arms and his hands and mmm...

Chun Li: Why you son of a bitch!!

Chun Li jumps up in the air and kicks Morrigan in the face.

Morrigan: You bitch. We are pregnant with Ryu's child. How do you think Ryu will react to that.

Chun Li: Ryu will have to pick one of us to be his bride.

Morrigan shows Chun Li a ring.

Chun Li: No... it can't be...

Morrigan: Sorry but we're enga...

Chun Li: No this can't be!!

Morrigan: Don't worry we'll invite you to the wedding.

Chun Li: But I thought he was the one...

Morrigan: Well its been fun talking to you.

Chun Li: You suductive bitch! How dare you! I loved Ryu and now my chance as having him a husband is all gone because of you! *starts to cry* I had a dream that we were going to grow old and have a nice little house with a dog and *sniff* grandchildren running around the house. I never felt so much love for a man. But you took it all away.

Morrigan: Chun Li, you are a very beautiful woman. You can have any man you want. Me and Ryu are destined to rule the galax... I mean rule the Vampire world.

Chun Li: I'm going to remain a single woman for the rest of my life. You vampire bitch! I hope Buffy goes after you.

Morrigan: Do you mean Buffy the vampire slayer? Man you watch to many television shows.

Chun Li: Grrr! I hope while you have your baby it comes out mentally retarted.

Morrigan: Huh! Are you talking about Ryu's child? Oh wait till I tell him.