*Chun-Li and Cammy headed for Interpol, taking the back roads to be safe. They weren't being followed, so they parked in front and walked in casually. They entered the lobby, where a woman sat at a desk with several computers and some chairs.*

Chun-Li: Hey, Brenda!

Brenda: What's up, Chunny!!!! (jumps over her desk and tackles Chun-Li with a hug) How's your leg? It's this one, right? (points to Chun-Li's leg)

Chun-Li: Yep, that's the one.

Brenda: (kicks Chun-Li's injured leg) Is it better?

Chun-Li: (rubs her leg) Owww!! Well, it WAS better....

Brenda: Too bad!!! Look at you, you hooch! (steps back to look at Chun-Li) With your purple leather pants! And what the hell is this? (feels the fur around the neckline of Chun-Li's shirt) What kind of animal died for this?

Chun-Li: (looks at Brenda's cheetah skin tank top and matching short skirt) You should talk!! You rock the animal prints EVERY DAY!!

Brenda: Damn straight!! (purrs like a cat) So, what brings you here? Are you beggin for your job back? Gonna get on your knees? That is your usual position, after all.

Chun-Li: Slut! I was just here to get a background check on some dude.

Brenda: Oh. I thought you were here to see me. (pouts, then quickly changes to a smile and jumps up and down) OH!!!! LOOK AT MY RING!!! (shoves ring into Chun-Li's face)

Chun-Li: (looks at the ring) That's nice, Brenda.

Brenda: But LOOK!!! It spins!! You can spin it!! Go ahead!

Chun-Li: (spins the little globe on the ring) That's so cool!!!

Brenda: SPIN IT AGAIN!!!!

Chun-Li: (spins the ring a second time)

Brenda: (turns to Cammy) Who are you?

Cammy: Oh, I'm....

Brenda: It doesn't MATTER who you are!!! Spin my ring, new girl!!!!

Cammy: No thanks. I see that it spins.

Brenda: SPIN THE GODDAMN RING!!!!!!

Cammy: ok. (spins the ring)

Brenda: It's so COOL!!!!! (runs and dives over her desk) I'll buzz you in!!!

Chun-Li: Thanks, babe!! Good to see you again!!

*Chun-Li and Cammy headed to the elevator and they went to the 6th floor, where the Chief's office was. The doors opened and they saw a crowd of people throwing paper, playing hide-and-go-seek, and hopping over cubicles. They picked their way through the mass of lunatics to the end of the room, where the Chief's office stood*

Man#1: Hey, Chun-Li!!! (kicks a hackey sack to a co worker)

Woman: Chun-Li!!!!! Look!!!! I got scooby-doo underwear!!!

Chun-Li: That's nice. Good to see ya!! (waves to everyone)

Man#2: You're the hottest cripple I've ever seen!!!

*The crowd went wild, greeting Chun-Li and asking her questions about her leg, why she was fired, who was dating who, and where she got her pants*

Chun-Li: Alright, alright! I have to see the Chief!! Try to get some work done for once!!!

*Finally, they made it to the office. The door was closed, as usual and the room was sound proofed to block out the screams of the unruly office workers. They entered the door, where the chief sat at his desk, reading a magazine*

Chun-Li: Hey, Chief!!

Chief: Chun-Li! (gets up and shakes her hand) Who is this?

Chun-Li: This is Cammy White, my partner.

Chief: OH!! I...umm....didn't know you went that way....

Chun-Li: My BUISNESS partner, Chief.

Chief: Oh, I'm sorry. Anyway, Xiang, what are you doing here?

Chun-Li: Some dude has been following me. I gotta find out who he is.

Chief: Well, let's go!

*The three went to the second floor, where the larger computers were. Chun-Li ran her search for the name, "White".

Chun-Li: There are no Whites in the south.

Chief: That's what the civil war was all about, Xiang. That's common knowledge.

Chun-Li: The name "WHITE", Chief.

Chief: Right. I knew that. I was just pullin your leg. Oh, no, Not your leg, it's hurt. I was pullin your arm.

Chun-Li: Pull whatever you want, Chief. This dude is dead end.

Chief: White? Ain't that your name?

Cammy: Yes, it is. No relation, though. I came from Britain just over a two months ago. This man is American.

Chun-Li: He's southern. He does look a lot like Cammy, but there's no way they're related.

Chief: Is he trying to kill you?

Chun-Li: Possibly. He works for somebody who wants to "speak" with me. I'm not going anywhere with this guy, so he threatened us. He said he couldn't guarantee our safety if I didn't cooperate.

Chief: Where is this son of a bitch? I'll have his hillbilly ass in cuffs before he can think twice about putting a hand on you!

Chun-Li: I don't want him arrested. I'm going to handle it on my own.

Chief: Ok, but if you need anything, call us and we'll be there for you.

Chun-Li: Thanks, Chief. We'll be heading out, now.

Chief: Take care Xiang, nice meeting you, White. Don't let Brenda bite you on the way out.

*Chun-Li and Cammy left and returned to the office. There was no sign of the mysterious Mr. White. Cammy took Guy's car home and would set out early the next morning to catch Ken, who had made an appointment with a high-class prostitute. Chun-Li dropped Guy off at home, and to his dismay, she spent the night alone. She called him in the morning*

Guy: Hello?

Chun-Li: Good morning.

Guy: Oh, hi, Chun-Li.

Chun-Li: Are you ready?

Guy: No, I slept late. I'll hop in the shower real quick and you'll only have to wait a few minutes.

Chun-Li: OK. I'll be there in a few.

*Guy made some coffee and straightened his apartment up a bit. He left the door open while he took out the garbage. Then, he stripped and got into the shower. He went to turn the water off when a hand grabbed his wrist and yanked him out of the shower. He was hoping it was Chun-Li, but he was deadly mistaken. When Chun-Li arrived, she heard the struggle in the bathroom. She ripped the door open to find Guy, wet and naked fighting off two men dressed in black and wearing masks. She stood at the doorway for a moment, with her mouth wide open and admiring Guy, who was sliding across the wet floor, after being tossed like a rag doll. He rolled and stood next to the sink to face his opponents. Chun-Li snapped out of it and tackled one of the men. He got up and swung at Chun-Li. She caught his arm, gave him a quick chop to the neck, scraped his eye, flipped him over her shoulder, and punched his face, knocking him out. Guy had the other man under control and he smashed his face into the sink. Chun-Li looked at Guy, and he looked back at her.*

Guy: Thanks. I never would have...

Chun-Li: Don't mention it.

Guy: There's coffee in the kitchen.

Chun-Li: You're naked.

Guy: (stood there for a moment, then it clicked that he was not wearing any clothes and he scrambled for a towel. He found a small blue one and he wrapped it around his waist.) Let's find out who these dudes are.

Chun-Li: (pulls the mask off of the man who she pounded) Balrog?

Guy: (pulls mask off of the other man, who was not a man at all) Juni?

Chun-Li: What the hell is this? These are Bison's goons!!

Guy: Maybe he is Mr. White's employer.

Chun-Li: I hope so, because if I have to deal with one more complication, I'm going to swallow some bleach and call it a day. (turns Guy's shower off) You've got quite a mess here.

Guy: Yeah. I'll get to it later. Let's tie these two down and have some coffee. (leaves and comes back with some rope and tape. He bent over to tie Juni up and his towel fell. His face turned red and he jumped to put it back on)

Chun-Li: If you're looking to keep some dignity, you lost all hope 5 minutes ago. Go put some clothes on.