Ryu: Thank you very much, Chun-Li. I'm glad I made this deal with you. Ken's stay was very enjoyable for me. I hope he liked it as much as I did!!

Chun-Li: I don't give a damn about Ken.

Ryu: Then can I keep him?

Chun-Li: No. His wife needs him. Actually...

**Chun-Li was sitting at Ryu's kitchen table drinking tea with him. Ken was naked and shackled to the back of Ryu's chair.**

Chun-Li: ...Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea. He really doesn't deserve his wife.

Ken: (glares at Chun-Li) You bitch!! I'm not staying here!!!

Ryu: (lifts Ken's chin with his fingers) Cheer up, my pet. I'll treat you better than any woman could. Besides, there's no escape from my chamber of love. I bought a laser collar just for the occasion!

Chun-Li: (tries to change the subject) ANYWAYS, back to our deal...

Ryu: If he tries to leave my bedroom, he'll get zapped.

Chun-Li: That's great. But about Bison...

Ryu:...and then, there's always booby traps. I could set one up so that he'll get caught in a net if he tries to escape! Wouldn't that be fun!

Chun-Li: ALRIGHT!!! That's quite enough. Now, tell me what I need to know so I can get out of here.

Ryu: Ok, ok. What do you want to know?

Chun-Li: Has Bison ever mentioned anything about me or Cammy?

Ryu: He talks about you all the time. He said something about experiments. It's all very foggy. I try to block out anything that doesn't involve naked men.

Chun-Li: (gets up and slams her hands on the table, startling Ryu and choking Ken on his collar) MAYBE MY FOOT IN YOUR THROAT WILL HELP YOU REMEMBER!!!!

Ryu: OK, ok!!! Just don't kick me!! He wants to clone you.

Chun-Li: (sits back down) Clone me? For what?

Ryu: Vega will only work of he can have revenge on you. Bison knows Vega can never kill you, so he wants to clone you so Vega can fight the clone and think he killed you. Ooooooooh, Vega...

Chun-Li: That's it? That's all he wants me for?

Ryu: Oh yes, and he said he wants your heart on a platter.

Chun-Li: That's surprisingly comforting. Did he hire some guy named Mr. White?

Ryu: Oh, yea. White is pretty hot. I love those blue eyes of his!!

Chun-Li: What else do you know about him?

Ryu: Well, Bison says he's from America. He's watching you so he can find out who your friends are and maybe take a hostage. I think he sent a couple of people to kidnap one of your friends.

Chun-Li: Juli and Balrog. We took care of them.

Ryu: Yea, he said now he's going to take a more direct approach to solving his problem, whatever that means.

Chun-Li: Like I said, I hate how street fighters talk. Why did he have Rose killed?

Ryu: She was psychic. She knew about all the things he's been doing and was going to go to the police. He knew you and Cammy were in the area and would come out of hiding if one of your fellow fighters were to be killed.

Chun-Li: Well, I guess he was right. I underestimated that stupid, ugly bastard.

Ryu: Anything else?

Chun-Li: Yea, what about Cammy?

Ryu: (begins petting Ken's head) What about her?

Chun-Li: You idiot, did he mention her?

Ryu: No, not really. Not in relation to you anyway. He wants her for something else. I don't know what, though.

Chun-Li: That's weird, he hasn't even tried anything on her yet.

Ryu: I can't figure him out. Well, are you finished? I want to get back to spending quality time with my buddy here.

Chun-Li: Ok, thank you for your time, Ryu.

Ryu: No problem. Since Ken here is a gift that keeps on giving, you can call me any time for more Bison info. OK?

Chun-Li: Thanks. Try to find out what he wants with Cammy. I'll keep in touch. (blows Ken a kiss) Bye, Barbie!!

Ken: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!

**Chun-Li walked out the door and met up with Cammy, Guy, and Ming, who were watching through the window.**

Cammy: Yes!! We have the information we need, we're rid of Ken, AND we get to show his wife all those incriminating photos, including the ones I took of him and Ryu last night. Oops....

Chun-Li: You snuck up here and took pictures! What if Ryu caught you!! You could've blown the deal!!

Cammy: I couldn't resist!! When I saw Ken prancing around in that pink tutu and licking Ryu's toes, the film in the camera was just begging me. I just couldn't contain myself.

Chun-Li: Just as well. It'll ruin his reputation with his snotty country club friends. Let's go home.

Ming: Amen.

**The group flew back to America and went to bed. Chun-Li awoke early the next morning and set up an appointment with the principal of a local high school in order to enroll Ming. After locking Ming into the apartment with the multiple locks that she now had, she left for work, where Cammy and Guy already were. Cammy had arranged for Eliza to drop by to receive news about Ken. Guy contacted Mrs. Pallatroni and informed her that her case had been solved.**

Chun-Li: I just lost all my clients in one shot!! I need to start advertising more.

Cammy: Well, our first two cases were solved successfully, so at least we'll have a good reputation.

Chun-Li: True. Word of mouth is the best form of publicity.

Guy: I'll probably collect Mrs. Pallatroni's money today. I'm going over there in about an hour.

Cammy: Eliza should be here any minute. This is going to be great!!

Chun-Li: Cammy!! Remember how sweet that girl was? We're going to break her heart!

Cammy: This'll be the best thing that ever happened to her.

**Eliza entered the office cautiously. She was on the verge of crying because she knew that it had to be bad news. Cammy had developed all of the incriminating photos and had put them in Eliza's case folder along with some love letters written by Ken, tapes of phone conversations, and videos of sexual acts. She got him good.**

Eliza: Hi, guys.

Chun-Li: Hi, honey. Have a seat. You know what we're about to tell you.

**Eliza took a seat in front of Chun-Li's desk; the very same seat she had sat in when she first came to the office with her case. Cammy sat on Chun-Li's desk in front of her with the folder and Chun-Li stood at Eliza's side and put a comforting hand on her shoulder. Guy sat behind the desk and rolled the chair so that his view was not obstructed by Cammy.**

Cammy: I caught Ken cheating on you on several occasions.

Eliza: Anyone I know?

Cammy: No, it's worse. Young girls, prostitutes, men...

Eliza: MEN????

Chun-Li: Oh, yes. See that huge, bulging folder? That's ALL evidence against your husband.

Eliza: (starts to cry) Oh my god!!

Cammy: We have video and audio tapes and everything. I know this is difficult, but this is what you wanted.

Eliza: I know. (takes a deep breath) Let me see.

Cammy: (hands Eliza the folder) Here you go.

**Eliza cried harder and harder as she flipped through the hundreds of photos of her husband having relations with different women.**

Chun-Li: It's ok, honey. You'll find somebody better than him.

Eliza: I loved him so much!! How could he do this to me?

Cammy: Want to see the tapes? Those are especially enjoyable...I mean incriminating.

Eliza: I'll take them home. It's too much for me to handle at once.

Chun-Li: I'm so sorry. It's better you found out than if you stayed with him.

Eliza: Thank you so much, you guys. I'm dumping him as soon as he comes home! I want a divorce!!

Cammy: Ummm, I don't think he'll be home for quite some time. If you look toward the back of the folder...

Eliza: huh? (looks at the last bunch of pictures and gasps) RYU???? I had no idea!!

Chun-Li: I nearly had a stroke myself when I found out.

Eliza: Oh, my gosh!! This is disgusting!! I never knew you could use a socket wrench like that!!

Cammy: (chuckles) Yes, I found that one particularly amusing!

Chun-Li: (glares at Cammy)

Cammy: (clears her throat and tries to make a straight face) Sorry.

Chun-Li: He's staying over there with Ryu. It's all in the phone tapes. Ryu has been asking him to live with him over the phone.

Eliza: He wasn't even going to tell me!! That jerk!! I hope he gets diseases from Ryu!!

Chun-Li: Speaking of that, honey, I think you should mosey on down to the clinic and have yourself checked out. You know, after all those prostitutes...

Eliza: If I have anything, the next thing I'll be hiring will be a hit man!

Cammy: Hey, if the price is right, we can always...

Chun-Li: Cammy!!!!

Cammy: Sorry. I got carried away.

Eliza: Thank you so much!! You did a great job.

Chun-Li: That's what we're here for.

**Eliza wrote a big, fat check that was nearly double what the charge was and handed it to Chun-Li, who nearly passes out when she saw the amount.**

Chun-Li: This is too much!!

Cammy: (snatches the check) This is fine.

Eliza: Well, you got the job done and were very nice to me. I know it must have been a pain following him around everywhere.

Cammy: No trouble at all. It was my pleasure.

Eliza: There's only one thing I want to know. Why did you wait so long to tell me? These pictures date back to weeks ago.

Chun-Li: It wasn't for money, I'll tell you that. We couldn't bring ourselves to tell you. It's really hard watching a sweet girl like you cry.

Eliza: It's just as well. Now, I'll have to send divorce papers to china.

Cammy: If you need to track him down, call us!

Chun-Li: Ryu's address and phone number are in the folder. But if he escapes...I mean if he goes into hiding, don't hesitate to call us.

Eliza: I will. Thanks again!!