*Cammy knocked rapidly on Chun-Li's door. After a few minutes, a tired Chun-Li answered the door, wearing pajamas and yawning.*

Chun-Li: What the hell is wrong with you? It's 5:30!!!

Cammy: I'VE GOT IT!!!

Chun-Li: Got what?

Cammy: The name for our agency!

Chun-Li: Great. Call me later and we'll talk.

Cammy: But it's so cool!!!

Chun-Li: Screw it, I'll never get back to sleep. Come in.

*Cammy went from the dirty, disgusting, run-down hallway into Chun-Li's clean, pretty apartment.*

Cammy: I figured you for a slob.

Chun-Li: I keep my place clean. So, what is this amazing idea that couldn't wait until a decent hour?

Cammy: Damsels of Distress.

Chun-Li: ..........

Cammy: What do you think?

Chun-Li: I think you're a genius!!

Cammy: I was thinking about how those overly dressed broads are portrayed in the movies, walking into the office, where the dashing private-eye was waiting with his feet propped up on the desk. Damsels in distress. It clicked and I got dressed and ran over here.

Chun-Li: You ran 2 miles at 5:00 AM?

Cammy: And I didn't break a sweat.

Chun-Li: Want some breakfast?

Cammy: Sure

Chun-Li: Too bad, because I have no food. I have coffee....

Cammy: I like tea, but coffee will do. Hey-this is the first time I've seen you without makeup!

Chun-Li: How much coffee will it take to keep this quiet?

Cammy: Actually, you look pretty good. You just woke up and you still look better than me. I hope you get wrinkles before 30.

Chun-Li: (starts coffee) Don't hate. I gotta take a shower and get dressed. The coffee's here and the remote is on the table.

*After Chun-Li got dressed, they went to the office. When they did, Guy was there again and there was a short Italian woman with him. She was well dressed and was crying. Guy was trying to calm her down while she filled out paperwork.

Chun-Li: Taking clients already?

Cammy: Should we change the locks?

Guy: This is Rose's mother. She died yesterday.

Cammy: Old news, Don Juan. We saw it yesterday.

Guy: What were you doing in a strip club?

Chun-Li: We were trying to catch Ken in the act. We heard the shots and checked out the body. Then, we left.

Guy: That's great! Rose's mother here, Mrs. Pallatroni would like us to take the case.

Cammy: I'm sure the police can take care of it.

Mrs. Pallatroni: My daughter was involved in some illegal activity. The police won't care about some dead whore. Even the coroner said the world is better off with her gone!

Chun-Li: We'll take the case.

Cammy: How are we going to conduct an investigation without evidence?

Guy: Me and Chun-Li can easily access the evidence files. The police department isn't exactly on its toes.

Cammy: I'm not even a citizen yet!!! I can't get into trouble!! I'll be on a boat back to England in 2 seconds!!

Chun-Li: You better file for citizenship before we start making money. You'll have to go through taxes or you will be on the boat. Don't sweat it, we have connections.

Mrs. Pallatroni: Be careful. I must go now, the police want me to go in for an interview.

Guy: Take care and don't worry. We'll handle everything.

*Mrs. Pallatroni left and Chun-Li sat behind her desk.*

Cammy: What do you mean by "WE"? You're not part of the agency!! Get lost!!

Guy: Remember our agreement? I get to work on one case as a trial.

Chun-Li: Cammy, he was here to take care of Rose's mom. If he wasn't around, we might not have had her as a client. I say he gets the job.

Cammy: But.....

Chun-Li: We'll be busy with Ken anyway. Go file for citizenship while I do some paperwork. I have to put Eliza and Rose's cases on the computer and order a sign to put outside.

Cammy: Oh, fine. I'll go, and when I come back, we'll track Ken down.

*Cammy left and Guy sat down in front of Chun-Li's desk*

Guy: So, you thought of a name?

Chun-Li: Yeah, Cammy came up with it early this morning. REALLY early this morning...

Guy: What is it?

Chun-Li: 'Damsels of Distress' Great, isn't it?

Guy: It's clever, but what if I end up working here?

Chun-Li: Hmmmm, I never thought of that. Can't you be a girl with us?

Guy: I guess I can live with it, but I won't be in a hurry to tell all my friends...

Chun-Li: We have 2 clients!! I'm so excited!! (begins to put the written forms on the computer)

Guy: So, what did you see when you looked at Rose's body?

Chun-Li: Well, it was a single shot that entered through her forehead and exited through the back of her neck. It came from the rafters. Cammy said it was a sniper rifle. If she saw the bullet, she couldn't say which model. It's probably illegal, so we can't find the owner anyway.

Guy: We can check with local dealers, and ask around at the docks. If we can find out who sold it, we might be able to find the owner.

Chun-Li: It's worth a shot.

Guy: Word on the street is that the station on 86th street is handling the case.

Chun-Li: I know those guys!

Guy: If you can get pictures of fingerprints, hairs, or suspects, that'd be perfect. If not, go for the bullet.

Chun-Li: I'll take care of it. I'll go change into something "convincing" and do my thing.

Guy: I'll stay and finish that paperwork. Good luck.