Andy: I can't believe you guys are letting Jay & Silent Bob come to the wedding.

Terry: Hey lighten up, Andy.

Joe: These guys are always great, especially at parties.

Jay: Youse guys are muthaf**kin' right. Plus, we can't resist seein' you take that long guilt trip.

Joe: Besides, Andy, you love Mai, right?

Andy: Lover her? Man I'd die for her, but y'know how it is when you're about to take the biggest step in your life.

Joe: Actually, no.

Terry: What's the matter, Andy, gotta case of cold feet?

Andy: Hell no I don't have cold feet, I'm just a little nervous, that's all.

Jay: I wouldn't say that, dude. I can see the f**kin ice freezin' right now. Ow!

Andy: Very funny, Jay. Look why don't you & Silent Bob wait for us outside.

Jay: C'mon Silent Bob, we got s**t to smoke. Smokin' weed, smokin' weed......

(As Jay & Silent Bob went out near the limo for a buzz, the guys were inside getting Andy fitted for his tux)

Terry: Damn, Andy, you look sharp, just like in a fight.

Andy: Thanks bro.

Joe: All that's missing is the pimp cup & your hair.

Andy: What's wrong with my hair?

Joe: Well, ya see, Andy, you mainly put your hair in a ponytail for special ocasions. Since this is your wedding day, we need to do somethin' to ya that has never been done before.

Andy: Like what?

(Several hours later, Andy's hair is in dreadlocks, a la Lil Jon)

Terry: How do ya like it, baby bro?

Andy: I look like a white rasta pimp.

Joe: I love it.

Andy: Oh great, I'm looking like Iceberg Slim on my wedding day.

Jay: Dude, you look f**kin' pimp!

(Silent Bob holds up a sign that says "Real Pimp" and nods)

Andy: Thanks a lot. Jay: Hey don't be so f**kin' anal, douche.

Terry: Hey we need to be down at the cathedral by 8:00, and it's 6:45 now.

Jay: Well let's put the peddle to the f**kin' nootch.

( Terry, Andy, and Joe, all dressed in their tuxes, get in the limo and prepare for the wildest ride of their lives. While the boys are speeding down the Southtown streets, Mai was already at the church with her maids of honor, who include Blue Mary, King, Yuri Sakazaki, Chizuru Kagura, and Athena Asamiya. Andy's other groomsmen, Kim Kaphwan, Ryo Sakazaki, and Robert Garcia ,are also present.)

Yuri: Mai, you look, like, so totally stunnig.

Mai: Thanks Yuri, but I wonder what's keeping Andy?

King: Probably cold feet if you ask me. Typical guys.

Mai: Not MY Andy!

Chizuru: I would have to agree with you, Mai.

Blue Mary: Yeah, Andy's one of the most dependable guys on the planet. He'd never break a promise.

Athena: She's right, Mai. You gotta believe in him.

Mai: Oh thank you so much, all of you. Hurry up, Andy, my love.

( The groomsmen also discuss amongst themselves)

Ryo: Man, where are they?

Kim: You don't think Andy's got cold feet, do ya?

Robert: Who knows. I remember when I got cold feet before I married Yuri, right Ryo?

Ryo: Dude, you were in a fetal position with the blankets over you.

Robert: Thanks a lot, "bro".

Kim: Look, I know both Terry & Andy, and they wouldn't let us down, but just where the Hell are they?

(Meanwhile, back in the limo)

Andy: Jay, slow the Hell down!

Jay: Aw c'mon, think of this as your last ride of freedom.

Joe: He's right, dude.

Terry: Well this'll be our last ride period if ya don't slow this thing down.

Jay: Alright, you f**kin' pussies.

(As soon as Jay stops, the limo screeches to a halt until it crashes into a back alley brickwall. The guys survived, but their ride was totalled.)

Jay: WHOOOOHOOO, that was so f**kin' awesome, Silent Bob!

Andy: Awesome? AWESOME?! You destroyed the limo! How the Hell are supposed to get there now, huh? Mai's gonna assume that I got cold feet.

Terry: Chill out Andy, 'cuz help is already here.

Andy: (turning around) What do ya mean....OH CRAP! It's.....it's.... it's..

[Part 3, the great conclusion, comin' soon]