Ext. Registration Booth

Megachill: Oh my god...is that who I think it is?

(Camera turns to an old man in a black gi signing a form)

Megachill: Ladies and gentlemen, Heihachi Mishima!

Heihachi: Wha? Who are you?

(Megachill runs up to Heihachi)

Megachill: Mr.Mishima, I need to interview you!

Heihachi: Oh...of course young man! Nice outfit by the way.

Megachill: Oh thanks. Anyway, we all heard that you were dead!

Heihachi: What!? Who told you that!?

Megachill: Hmmmm...pretty much everyone.

Heihachi: Well as you can see, I am most certainly not dead!

Megachill: So it would seem. How did you survive?

Heihachi: Oh, that. The explosion blew me several miles away, and I landed in some sort of graveyard.

Megachill: So I guess that if you did die, you wouldn't have too far to go.

Heihachi: I must have lay unconscious for several weeks, but I have no recollection of what happened in that time. And when I woke up, I came here to....

Megachill:.....

Heihachi:....to break the spine of whoever started this tournament!

Megachill: Awesome. I hope you win.

Heihachi: Thank you.

Megachill: OK next question. A couple of months after the King of Iron Fist Tournament 3, you disappeared for two weeks. What happened?

Heihachi: I was thrown back in time.

Megachill: What?

Heihachi: You don't believe me?

Megachill: Sorry no.

Heihachi: I was taken to 16th century Europe. I had to fight this dominatrix with a living sword that could twist around like snake, and a man in dark blue armor with this giant zweihander that had a blinking eye on it! AND I DID THIS WITH MY BARE HANDS!!

Megachill:Ummmmmmmm......yeah. Anyway, I heard you had a charity rockoff last year.

Heihachi: Oh yes. Paul on the drums, Nina on the keyboard, Bryan doing the vocals. And who can forget Hwoarang's twenty-minute guitar solo? We raised up so much money to buy hats. When I think of those happy tsunami victims with hats, I just well up inside....

Megachill: OK, and finally, why did you throw Kazuya off a cliff?

Heihachi: There is no substantial evidence that I threw him off a cliff!

Megachill: Kazuya doesn't seem to think so.

Heihachi: I was holding him and he slipped through my fingers!

Megachill:...is that your final answer?

Heihachi:Yes.

Megachill: OK! Just checking.