Sorcerer Hunters Chronicles: Skeletor & The Sword Of Greyskull Part 2

[ We continue our story when on Eternia, Prince Adam, also known as Eternia's champion He Man, was slain at the hands of Skeletor outside of Castle Greyskull. While all of Eternia mourned Adam's death, the sword of Greyskull went to another world, seeking the next wielder. That world, is the Spooner Continent, home of the Sorcerer Hunters, Carrot Glace, his younger, yet more mature brother Marron, the musclebound Gateau Mocha & lest we forget, the Misu sisters, Tira & Chocolate]

Carrot: I'm tellin' you guys, when are we gonna get to a village with some hot bitches man? I'm sick of walkin' through this dumbass forest.

Tira: That's all you ever think about, Carrot! Besides, don't forget that Big Momma gave us a mission.

Marron: She's right, brother.

Gateau: So put that pervert mind of yours to some good damn use for once. Think with your brain rather than with your dick.

Chocolate: Unless when it comes to me, darling. You can think of me with your dick anytime.

(grabs Carrot's privates & giggles)

Carrot: Hey watch it, Chocolate! Ya gettin' a little freaky, aren't ya?

Gateau: Too freaky if you ask me.

Tira: I agree. Chocolate, get your hands offa Carrot right now!

Chocolate: Oh c'mon, dear baby sister. Nothing wrong with me spending time with my darling.

Carrot: I'm not your darling!

Chocolate; Oh, you big tease. (giggles)

Marron: That's enough of that. We've got company.

Gateau: No s**t.

( The gang got on guard as they saw a dark figure walk towards them. It was revealed to be Skeletor)

Tira: Who the Hell are you, skull face?

Chocolate: And why are you here on our world?

Skeletor:( jokingly) Oh, where are my manners? Perhaps you all have never heard of me. I am the ruler of Eternia & soon the universe, Skeletor.

Marron: Skeletor? (thinks for a sec, then remembers) The same Skeletor that slew Prince Adam?

Skeletor: The very same, queer bag!

Carrot: Nobody, but nobody calls my baby bro a queer bag, but me!

( Carrot draws out his rarely used sword & charges towards Skeletor, but the Dark Lord uses his Ram's Skull staff & sends him crashing into the trees)

Marron: BROTHER!

Tira: CARROT!

Chocolate: DARLING!

Carrot:(shaken up) I'm okay.

Skeletor: I've come to this world seeking the sword of Greyskull. Now where is it?!

Marron: All you'll receive is vengeance for hurting my brother.

Gateau: Your bony ass is ours!

Chocolate: You'll pay for harming my darling. Ready Tira?

Tira: You know I am.

Skeletor: Oh this should be good.

(In an instant, the sisters discarded their normal clothes & revealed their true natures as the whip & garrote wielding dominatrix warriors that they are)

Tira: You leave this world at once, Skeletor, or we'll get real medieval on your ass.

Gateau: Damn skippy.

Chocolate: Anyone who harms my darling gets a one way trip to Hell.

Skeletor: So, you're the famed Sorcerer Hunters. I've heard tales of you, but never thought that you existed, but no matter, I'll slay you all just as I did Prince Adam.

Carrot: You mean He Man's dead?

Skeletor: Believe it, fool! Now allow me to introduce my warriors.

(At that moment, Skeletor's top warriors, Evil Lyn, Beast Man, Trap Jaw, Tri Klops, & Mer Man, appeared)

Beast Man: We await your order, Skeletor-sama.

Tri Klops: Sorcerer Hunters huh, this is gonna be great.

Skeletor: Now, my minions, ATTACK!

(The battle was on. Tira & Chocolate challenged Mer Man & Trap Jaw, Gateau dealt with Beast Man, & Marron matched spells with Evil Lyn. Carrot, meanwhile, did "battle" with Skeletor)

Skeletor: This is the end of the line for you, Carrot Glace. Any last words?

Carrot: Yeah. Kiss my ass! (starts running)

Skeletor: Come back here you cowardly fool!

Carrot: That is if ya can catch me.

(While Skeletor pursued Carrot, Gateau matched brute strength with Beast Man)

Gateau: So Beast Man, you think you can gimmie a good workout?

Beast Man:(snarls) What makes you think you can defeat me?

Gateau: I dunno, maybe this!(starts punching Beast Man)

(Beast Man would stop Gateau's assault by picking him up & powerbombing him to the ground. This however didn't deter the brawny hunter as countered with various attacks like the belly to belly suplex. Meanwhile, Tira & Chocolate just got underway dealing with Trap Jaw & Mer Man)

Tira: My my, sis. Looks like we got a couple of bad boys.

Chocolate: I know. Maybe it's time they learned to behave.

Trap Jaw: Ooh, I like 'em dirty. Too bad we gotta kill ya, but what the Hell.

Mer Man: This is gonna be a cinch.

(Mer Man & Trap Jaw attacked the girls with everything they had, but in the end, the sisters proved to be too much for them to handle. Marron, on the other hand, was in an all out spell war with Evil Lyn. She used her most powerful spells against the young mystic, but Marron countered with his own spells)

Evil Lyn: My, Marron, you're as poweful as they said. However, I won't let that stop me.

Marron: Leave this world, Evil Lyn, before you regret it.

Evil Lyn: Not a chance. Darkness Ball!

(The wicked sorceress used her Darkness ball on Marron, but his counter spells repelled the attack. While their battle continued, Skeletor had Carrot right where he wanted him)

Skeletor: Now Carrot, you will tell me where the sword is, or I can send you directly to the blackest bowels of Hell.

Carrot: Like I said before, kiss my ASS!!

Skeletor: Very well. Die, Carrot Glace!

(Skeletor fires a blast of dark magic from his staff & hits Carrot dead on, but what Skeletor didn't know was that Carrot can absorb magic & turn into a vicious beast as a result. Carrot attacked Skeletor's minions until they were dead, and just as he was going in on Skeletor for the kill, The Sorceress of Castle Greyskull appeared with the Sword of Greyskull in her hand)

Gateau: Whoa, check it out guys, Carrot whomped ass on Skeletor's boys, but look who that is in the sky.

Marron: I know who that is, it's the Sorceress of Greyskull.

Tira: Sorceress?

Chocolate: Let's take her down.

Marron: No no girls, she's different. She's here to help us.

Skeletor: Finally, the sword is all mine!

Sorceress: You will never lay your hand on the sword Skeletor. You, Carrot Glace, are the new wielder of the sword of Greyskull. Now prepare to be transformed. By the power of Greyskull. Carrot Glace, you are the New He Man

(As soon as the Sorceress bestowed the sword to Carrot, everyone witnessed an amazing transformation. The sword's power turned Carrot from a demonic beast into a muscular version of himself, wielding the sword. Not only was Carrot's appearance different, but his attitude was also. Carrot now had a more valiant attitude as he set his sights on Skeletor)

Carrot: Hey Skeletor, I have the power!

Marron: Brother, you changed. You're braver.

Gateau: Yeah, who knew the little perv would hold the most powerful sword in the universe.

Tira: Wow, Carrot's so handsome & powerful

Chocolate:(with hearts in her eyes) My darling! You're more incredible than I can ever imagine.(rushes to Carrot's side)

Carrot: Stay out of this Chocolate. This is my battle. I don't wanna see you get hurt.

Chocolate: I understand. Kick his ass, darling (blows kisses at him)

Carrot: Okay Skeletor, let's rumble.

Skeletor: You'll die a 1,000 deaths by my hand!

(Skeletor wasted no time in attacking Carrot with everything he had, but to no avail. Carrot charged forward & skewered Skeletor through the blade of the sword)

Skeletor:(dying) Damn you, new He Man. Damn youuuuu....(fades)

Tira: You did it, Carrot!

Gateau: Way to go, little buddy! You sent that bony son of a bitch back to the pits of Hell he came from.

Marron: I'm proud of you, brother.

Carrot: Thanks guys, but I couldn't have done it without you. Come to think of it, where's Chocolate?

Chocolate:( seductively) Darling, I'm down here.

Carrot:(uneasy) Uh, Chocolate, what are you doing near my, you know?

Chocolate: Well I just wanted to congratulate my darling in my own way. Please darling, take me, f**k me!

Carrot: Oh s**t. I gotta be going. See ya! (starts running)

Chocolate: Wait for me, darling! I love you so much! Take me & do what you want with me!

Tira: Chocolate bring your horny ass back here!

Marron: Well, I guess some things never change.

Gateau: No s**t.

Chocolate: Darling, I want, no, need your gorgeous body all over me!

Carrot: I need that like I need a root canal!

Chocolate:(nearly orgasmic) Oh darling!

The End