[We start our story with Sailor Moon & her friends, the Sailor Senshi, as they're currently locked in battle with 2 of Queen Beryl's 4 great warriors, Zoisite & Kunzite (Malachite in the US version) as they battle for the Rainbow Crystals]

Kunzite: Listen, Sailors, why don't you make this easy on yourselves and hand us the crystals?

Sailor Moon: Not a chance in Hell, Kunzite!

Sailor Mercury: Affirmative!

Sailor Mars: No f**kin' way!

Sailor Jupiter: Piss off!

Sailor Venus: You gotta be sh**tin' us!

Zoisite: My, my, Kunzite-sama, it seems as if the girls need some convincing.

Kunzite: I think your right, my dear Zoisite. Would you like to do the honors?

Zoisite: I thought you'd never ask. ZOI!!

( Zoisite's blast was a ball of dark Zoi energy that was sent right towards the girls)

Mars: You asked for it. FIRE SOUL!!!

( Mars' Fire Soul attack released a coil of flames that countered the Zoi ball)

Zoisite: Impressive, but see if you can stop this. ZOI!!

( This time, the Zoi blast were rays of energy coming at great force)

Mercury: Not a problem. BUBBLE SPRAY!!

( Mercury's Bubble Spray was her signature defensive attack, and the foggy mist of the attack drowned out Zoisite's own attacks)

Zoisite: Dammit to Hell! They stopped some of my best attacks!

Jupiter: Now the cape boy is mine. SUPREME THUNDER!!

( Jupiter's Supreme Thunder unleashed a storm of lightning towards Kunzite, but the Dark warrior effortlessly absorbed the attack with his force field)

Jupiter: What the Hell?! He absorbed my attack!

Moon: This is so not good.

Kunzite: You can say that again. Behold!

( Kunzite not only sucked up the Supreme Thunder attack, but also released it as a dark energy ball)

Venus: This has my name on it. CRESCENT BEAM!!

( The Crescent Beam did nothing to stop the energy ball, but was absorbed into it, and hitting the Sailor Senshi all at once)

Zoisite: You're so good, Kunzite-sama. That's why I love you so much.

Kunzite: I know. Now let's take those crystals.

Zoisite: I agree.

{AUTHOR'S NOTE: As much as I hate doing this, I'm staying true to the Japanese version of Sailor Moon where Zoisite & Kunzite are *gag* gay lovers, but since they're both evil, I'm killin' 2 birds with 1 stone. On with the fic.}

Artemis: This don't look too good, Luna.

Luna: I know. Zoisite & Kunzite are just too powerful.

Zoisite: And you don't know the half of it, my precious kitties.

Kunzite: Now watch as we imprison your precious girls in my airtight Dark Dome.

(Kunzite summons enough energy for the dome as it closes itself on the Sailor Senshi, but far off in the distance, the world famous Street Fighter champion Ryu sees the plight of the girls)

Ryu: I don't like this. I sense some really dark ki. Plus the Sailor Senshi are in danger.

(As Ryu rushed to the rescue, the girls were fighting for their lives inside the dome)

Venus: This really sucks!

Mercury: The dome is taking all our oxygen.

Jupiter: (wheezing) Got any ideas on how to get the Hell out?

Zoisite: I have one, hand over the rainbow crystals.

Moon: Like never!

Kunzite: Very well, I've no choice but to increase your sufferring!

Voice: HADOKEN!!!

(Suddenly, a blue wave of energy came hurling toward the 2 dark generals and hit them dead on. This caused Kunzite to lose control of the dome and destroy it in the process. The girls were freed from the dome and got to a safer distance)

Kunzite: What the Hell was that?!

Zoisite: More importantly, WHO was that?!

Voice: That would be me.

(The voice from none other than Ryu himself)

Ryu: I know who you 2 disgusting fags are, you're warriors fom the Dark Kingdom.

Zoisite: And I know who you are. You're the street fighter, Ryu. My, you certainly look handsome, but that's not gonna stop me. ZOI!!

(Zoisite used another Zoi ball to offset Ryu, but the multi time World Warrior champion dodged the attack and rushed into action)

Ryu: Not bad, Zoisite, but lemme show you what a real warrior can do, SHO RYU KEN!!!

(Ryu used his classic Dragon Uppercut on Zoisite and knocked the effeminate dark general into kingdom come. Luna, Artemis & the Sailors watch from not too far off)

Luna: He's incredible.

Artemis: No kiddin'. That's what you should expect form Ryu. He's the best. Don't you agree girls?

(To Luna & Artemis' dismay, all the Sailors except Mercury looked at Ryu with hearts in their eyes)

Moon: Ryu is such a babe.

Mars: He's so devoted to his goal. I love that in a man.

Jupiter: My old boyfriend has nothin' on Ryu. What a total hunkster!

Venus: I could just, like, eat him up!

Mercury: Will you all wake up! Pay attention to his skills.

Moon: Yeah, yeah, but he has such a cute ass.

(As the girls continue to swoon over Ryu, the great warrior had Zoisite & Kunzite at his mercy)

Ryu: Had enough yet?

Kunzite: This isn't over yet, Ryu. We'll be back!

(As Kunzite & Zoisite teleported back to the Dark Kingdom, the Sailors, along with their cat guardians came out to commend Ryu)

Luna: Impressive, Ryu. You really handed it to them.

Ryu: Thanks Luna.

Artemis: Yeah Ryu, you're tha s**t!

Ryu: You didn't have to be so vulgar Artemis, but thanks.

(The Sailors all come out still, except for Mercury, with hearts in their eyes )

Moon: You're without a doubt the CUTEST guy ever!

Ryu: (uneasy) Come again?

Mars: Nevermind that ditzy dumpling head, Ryu. I've loved you since I was a girl.

Jupiter: So have I, you gorgeous hunk! You much cuter than my old boyfriend, and you're so much nicer.

Venus: You're like so hot!

Ryu: Uh... thank you, Venus. Listen, I have to be going now, girls, so it was nice helping you all, but I really must get back to my training.

Mercury: We understand. Thank you again Ryu.

Ryu: Don't mention it.

All: (in a swoony voice) Bye.

Luna: What are we ever going to do with you girls?

[Part 2 comin' soon]