[Back at the Dark Kingdom, Queen Beryl is more than displeased at Zoisite & Kunzite's failure to retrieve the rainbow crystals]

Queen Beryl: So, I understand you 2 were once again, unable to retrieve those crystals. What say you, Zoisite?

Zoisite: Well, Queen Beryl-sama, we had no idea that there would be another warrior involved.

Beryl: I don't want to hear your excuses!

Kunzite: We understand, your majesty. We'll find Ryu and get rid of him once and forever.

Beryl: I like that kind of talk, Kunzite, but be warned, he is the World Warrior champion, and one of the greatest fighters on Earth. Don't, I repeat, don't take him lightly and get those damn crystals back!

Both: Yes, ma'am!

[ Back on Earth, Usagi & her friends just got out of school, and can't stop talking about their encouter with Ryu]

Usagi: I'm tellin' you guys that Ryu is soooo cute.

Rei: I know, but he sure as Hell he wouldn't be interested in a dumpling head like you.

Usagi:(whimpering) You're just so cold, Rei-chan. You're so cold to me.(starts crying)

Mina: Oh knock it off, you 2. I swear you're both like little kids, and by the way, Usagi, aren't you drooling over Tuxedo Mask too?

Usagi: So they're both hot, a girl can dream, y'know.

Lita: That Ryu, looks a lot better than my senior who broke my heart. Plus, he's got such a hot bod, and a cute ass, too.

Ami: Okay, you guys, that's quite enough. We're all glad that Ryu saved us, but we need to do our part to make sure the Dark Kingdom doesn't get hold of all 7 rainbow crystals.

Usagi: Oh Ami-chan, you're too serious.

Ami: That, and studying, are my better qualities.

Luna: She's right, Usagi. Ryu maybe after the crystals just like us.

Artemis: Yeah, you girls still need to keep your guard up.

Usagi: Yeah, yeah, I know.

Rei: Listen, I gotta get back home at the temple. My grandpa says that we're having a guest.

[As the girls parted ways, Ryu heads for the Hikawa shrine to train, but unbeknownst to our hero, Zoisite is watching]

Zoisite: So, that's the man that stands in our way of attaining the crystals. I'll never forgive him for that damn Dragon Punch. Must wait for the right opportunity to strike.

[While Zoisite continues his stealth spying, Ryu finally makes it to Hikawa shrine]

Ryu: Hello? Is anybody home?

Rei's Grandpa: Ah, so you're Ryu. It's so great to have the Street Fighter champ at my shrine.

Ryu: Thanks, I'm honored.

Grandpa: So, what can I interest ya in? Good luck charms, amulets, prayer beads, you name it, I have it.

Ryu: No, thanks. I'm just here to train.

Grandpa: All right.

[ Ryu goes out in the back to train and while he does so, Rei is watching from the her bath with her crows, Phobos & Deimos]

Rei: Just look at him, you two, He's just gorgeous. Ryu's so dedicated to being the best, unlike some people I know. He's the kind of man I want to be married to.

[ Suddenly, Rei gets a bad vibe and jumps out of the bath and goes right to her flames]

Rei: Holy crap, it's just what I thought, Zoisite!

[ Back outside of the temple, Ryu is through with his training, but just as he leaves, Zoisite appears]

Zoisite: Well, well, Ryu, we meet again.

Ryu: Hey I know you, you're Zoisite.

Zoisite: Good boy. I've come for revenge for what you did to me.

Ryu: Well I'm right here. Come and get me.

Zoisite: Oh I will. ZOI!!

[ Zoisite started the fight with one of his Zoi blasts, but Ryu dodged the attack and went on the offensive. The 2 warriors traded blows with one another until Sailor Mars arrived on the scene]

Mars: You lay your faggot hands off of him, Zoisite.

Ryu: Mars, stay out of this. This is my fight.

Mars: Well excuuuuse me.(in her mind) Go Ryu. Go, my love.

Zoisite: Enough with this bulls**t! ZOI!!

[Another Zoi blast was relased, but Mars countered it with her Fire Soul. This gave Ryu the moment to strike, but the cunning Dark General used his Zoi flowers to surround Ryu and drain his energy]

Zoisite: This is great. Ryu's energy will be perfect for our great ruler. Now for the kill.

[ Zoisite drew out a crystal shard and went toward the weakened Ryu to kill him. Suddenly, a truck horn blew loudly and slammed right into Zoisite.]

Zoisite: Who dares attack me?! Show yourself!

Voice: I'm right here.

[The truck reappeared and began to transform into a powerful robot warrior, but this was no ordinary robot, this was the Autobot leader himself, Optimus Prime]

Mars: Optimus Prime?! It's really you.

Optimus: That's right, Mars. I'll handle it from here.

Ryu: Prime, be on guard.

Zoisite: Yes, do be on guard. ZOI!!

[Zoisite used another Zoi Ball, but Optimus used his laser rifle to stop the attack]

Zoisite: Damn he's good.

Ryu: Thanks Prime. I got him now.

Zoisite: WHAT?!

Ryu: TATSU MAKI SENPU KYAKU!!!

[Ryu used his classic Hurricane Kick on Zoisite which sent the effeminate Dark General into a whirlwind of pain. Ryu, Sailor Mars & Optimus Prime walked menacingly towards Zoisite]

Zoisite: This s**t isn't over yet. I'll be back for the crystals!

(teleports from the scene)

Optimus: We'll be waiting.

[Sailor Moon & the rest of the Sailor Senshi rushed to the temple's backyard, but they came too late]

Mercury: Thank God you're all okay.

Ryu: I know.

Mars: Ryu, thanks for saving me back there.

Ryu: I think you should receive the gratitude, Mars.

Mars: (ecstatic) Oh Ryu, you're so sweet! (gives Ryu a big kiss)

Optimus: Well Ryu, you seem to be quite popular with the ladies these days.

Ryu: Uh, Mars, I think you're really beautiful, but I must be getting back to my training.

Venus: (with hearts in her eyes) Oh Ryu, please stay.

Jupiter: Yeah. We can give you a massage when you're done.

Mercury: Oh, you guys will never quit. Anyway, thanks for coming, Optimus.

Optimus: Don't mention it.

Jupiter: C'mon Ryu, just stay with us.

Mars: We won't bite.

Venus: I just so love you Ryu.

Moon: Get offa him, he's mine!

Ryu: Ladies, I really must be going. Bye.

All: Come back, Ryu!

Mercury: When will they learn?

Luna: Probably never

Artemis: No s**t.

Optimus: This is madness.

Fat Albert: Hey Hey Hey, this just gets weirder each day.

All: Fat Albert?!

Fat Albert: Hey Hey Hey, what can I say? I can't resist a good cameo.

[The End]