#(Psychoblue)

It had been almost half-an-hour since the call. They were probalby cooking up some delicious-yet-probably-futile plan to take me out. Even if the girls chickened out, I was certain that the Red and Blue Rangers would not....oh, no, those two letters again..T and J.....ARGH!!! To pass the time, I went into the arcade basement and use my power to create a slag-coffin for dear little Andy. He was smelling up the place even more, and the hostages weren't in much of a gaming mood after I lopped the guy in two.

When I got back up to ground level though, I looked out the window and saw Galaxia outside without her headgear, revealing red hair that went down to her neck..in a trenchcoat. It was buttoned up tight except for the chest area, which showed the ever-so-slight bit of cleavage to make it PG-rated, but not enough to make her look like a chick from "Victoria's Secret". Damn, did she come here to pick up guys or something? Is she THAT lonely?

No such luck, for she was staring at me with those cold red eyes. No mistake about it, she was there to make sure I wasn't yutzing around. Megachill was staring at the couple who we made our guests, listening attentively to what they thought made Serena late coming home sometimes...

My onboard computer turned on to show some abnormalities in the morphing grid. Finally, they decided to suit up.

"Hey kid," I yelled as I finished sewing "Andy" back together and put him in my homemade coffin. "Get ready, 'cause they'll be coming soon."

Megachill slightly turned his head towards me, and incidentially noticed Galaxia, who was at the coffee shop across the street sipping a cup o' java. "Whoa..." Megachill put his hands to the window. "Hot babe at 12 o'clock...The kind you get wet dreams over..."

I almost fell over when I heard that. "Don't get your hopes up, kid. That's my boss you're talking about, and she'll send you to the next dimension quicker than you can say 'loverboy' if she heard you say that..."

My god, this kid was a psycho!

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#(Psychoblue)

Megachill and I walk outside after soddering the door shut. My onboard computer says that I currently have eleven opponents. At best I could take out eight, so Megachill will have to take some of the slack. Not that I minded a good challenge. I'll take 'em ALL on if need be!!

But something was wrong. What should have been the Red Ranger(the one I know, not the girl who was turned down by a talking cat) was a TREMENDOUS power. I came to this conclusion: this must be the Red Battlizer Mode I heard about and I was about to have a lot of trouble.

"PSYCHOBLUE!!"

I hear the call as they walk up the horizon. Both Red Rangers jump from a building nearby and land gracefully on the ground. Only seven of them run up behind them...WHERE THE FUCK WAS THE BLUE RANGER!?

.....Whatever. If he doesn't show, he'll just have to carry the death of his friends on conscience.

But then I noticed that Michiru chick...and realized I must be in heaven. This team had TWO Blue Rangers!!

We just stood there for a moment..as if sizing up our enemy. Until the kid picked up a manhole cover and chucked it at the Lesbian Uranus. Her arm would have sailed right off, but she moves fast: fast enough to only take off her index, middle, and ring fingers. Then Megachill shot off his big mouth.

"PARTY TIME!!!"

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Megachill and Sailor Saturn roared with fury as their weapons collided. Both were in a particularly bad mood, and vengeance was on their minds. Megachill's warhammer caught Saturn's blade, giving him enough time for a thrust kick to the shin. As Saturn kneeled in pain, Megachill put down his hammer and began pummeling her with his fists.

"THAT ALL, BITCH!!? THAT ALL!?" MEgachill screamed with a bit of a shrill. "C'mon....SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT!!!"

Andros gripped Megachill fist as it was about to come down. Megachill looked up only to get punched himself. Sailor Venus then kicked Megachill in the face, but it had little effect on someone as strong as him. He grabbed her leg, and slammed her into Andros like a bullwhip. Sailor Venus was down for the count, but Andros just kept charging. They lunged at each other, their colliding fists and feet sounding more and more like gunfire....

Meanwhile, Psychoblue was battling over half of the team. Sailor Jupiter launched a Supreme Thunder his way, but it was deflected and sent right back to the youthful Sailor. Michiru, Raye, and Amy all attacked him at once while Lita caught her breath. A loud CRACK sounded off, and the three Sailor Senshi went flying in different directions. Michiru fell in the open manhole, Amy crashed the wall of a neighboring building, and Raye was caught in midair by Psychoblue and slammed into the ground numerous times.

"Better, kiddo.." he whispered. "BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH!! WHERE IS THE REAL BLUE RANGER!?"

As if to answer his question, Megachill was thrown into the arcade window by Andros. Megachill noticed that the arcade was now empty...except for rose that was left with a note:

"Sorry, guys! Better luck next time!"

Signed, T.Mask and B.Ranger

Megachill shot off a blast of ki to cover his pursuit of Darien and TJ. He scrambled out the back door to find the two getting the last hostage to safety. Megachill pointed at Darien, "YOU!! DIE!!" and fired off a beam of ki. But Darien was quicker to react this time around. He dodged the beam...only to have it hit Mrs. Tsukino, the final hostage.

"OH MY GOD!!" Darien rushed to Mrs. Tsukino. "HOLD ON, MA'AM!! JUST HOLD-"TJ felt for a pulse..but there was none. Darien turned to Megachill with raw hatred is his eyes, until he noticed that Megachill was on his knees. It looked as if he was sobbing!

".....M-Mommy?"

But it was short lived. Megachill looked up at Darien. "If you had just died like you should have...NOW I'M GONNA TORTURE YOU TO DEATH!!"