Sorcerer Hunters Chronicles
Prince: Hello, Carrot Glace.
Carrot: What the... Prince, what's up?
Prince: I heard you came to see me.
Carrot: Uh yeah, I'm with my friends right now. Hey, are your girls with ya by chance?
Prince: That's none of your concern, but I tell you this, I challenge you & your friends to a game of basketball.
Carrot: Basketball?
Prince: You heard right, basketball. You & your crew versus me & the Revolution.
Carrot: (unsure) Okay. (walks off chuckling to himself)
Marron: Where have you been, brother?
Carrot: I just got through talking to Prince.
Gateau: Really?
Tira: are you lying to us, Carrot?
Carrot: Hell no, guys. He invited us to come over to his house.
Marron: No way.
Carrot: Way, dude, & get this, he challenged us to a game of basketball.
Tira: Prince challenging you to a ball game? This I gotta see.
Carrot: Believe it, Tira. I can't wait to see what my reward's gonna be when I, I mean we beat him. Maybe he's gonna let me have some of his girls. Appalonia, Vanity, Sheena Easton, Wendy & Lisa, Hell, I want 'em all!
( Chocolate comes by & socks Carrot on the head)
Chocolate: The only girl for you is right here, darling! Don't ever forget that!
Carrot: ( still down) I won't, Chocolate.
Gateau: Okay, so what are we waiting for? To Prince's.
[The gang all headed to Prince's mansion. They enjoyed listening to some jams that was on]
Prince: This bores me. I'm ready for some basketball.
(Carrot, Marron ,& Gateau all started laughing out loud in disbelief)
Prince: I'm dead serious. You 3, versus me & the Revolution.
Carrot: You sure you wanna play against us?
Tira: I don't think you should be doing that, Carrot.
Chocolate: Yeah, darling. You don't know how Prince plays.
Prince: Your girlfriend's right, Carrot.
Carrot: Girlfriend, what the Hell are you talkin..
Chocolate: Girlfriend, I'm so flattered, Prince, because I am my darling's one & only. (starts clinging & nuzzling Carrot)
Carrot: Hey cut that out, Chocolate!
Tira: Yeah, Chocolate, get offa him!
Gateau: You're jealous again, Tira.
Marron: I agree.
Prince: Enough. Time to ball. Bring some shorts & shirts for our 3 challengers.
[ Gateau & the Glace brothers were suited in traditional shirts & shorts, well, at least Carrot & Gateau were. Marron was decked in a white tank top jersey & hot pants-like shorts]
Carrot: Marron, what the f**k? You're dressed in short-shorts with "Go, Ole Miss" on your ass?!
Gateau: I dunno, Carrot. Marron does look kinda cute.
Marron: (uneasy) Uh, yes, thanks, Gateau, I think.
Carrot: You 2 make me sick sometimes. By the way, where's Tira & Chocolate?
Tira: I'm right here guys! I'm rootin' for ya!
Marron: Thanks Tira, but where's Chocolate?
Carrot: Yeah, where is she?
Chocolate: I'm right here, darling!
( Chocolate came dressed like a sexy cheerleader. She was decked out in a half shirt that barely covered her lower cleavage, a really short skirt, & panties with "Just for", & a picture of Carrot's face on it]
Tira: (embarrassed) Do you have no shame, sis?
Chocolate: Lighten up, Tira. I'm just showing support for my darling. What's wrong with that?
Tira: Fine, do whatever.
Chocolate: Go darling, go darling, go! I love you very much!
Carrot: I'm gonna be sick.
[Meanwhile, Prince arrived with the Revolution dressed in the same shit they had on in the club. When our 3 heroes saw this, they bursted out laughing]
Carrot: You know what we're gonna call this, the Shirts against the Blouses.
(When Carrot said that, it lit a fire in Prince as the 2 teams got ready to play)
Prince: Play ball.
Part 3, the conclusion, comin' soon