Big Momma: My my Carrot, I'm impressed at how you 3 defeated Prince & the Revolution so fluidly & efficiently.

Carrot: Aw it was nothin'.

Marron: Nothing? Brother you forget we almost lost that game.

Tira: Yeah Carrot, don't forget how far you guys came.

Gateau: True, but also what really matters is that we beat their asses real good.

Chocolate: Gateau's right. I especially loved it when my darling made that incredible dunk to end the game.

Carrot: Thanks Chocolate, but did you really have to French me in front of everybody?

Chocolate: Why not? It was the one of the many ways I could show my "gratitude" to you.

Tira: (slightly angry) Chocolate, watch it!

Marron: Now Tira, calm down. She's your sister after all.

Gateau: Besides, we don't wanna have to use the J word, do you?

Tira: Oh, you're right.

Momma: I hate to spoil your fun you 5, but you are to be sent on another time travel mission.

Carrot: Another mission?! Can't you just give us a break for once, Momma?!

Momma: I'm afraid not, Carrot. This time, you'll head for Russia circa 1985.

Marron: 1985, but it was the Soviet Union back then.

Momma: Correct Marron, but your next opponent is not going to be a walk in the park.

Carrot: We're going to Russia? Maybe this won't be so bad after all. I can hit on all the cute, Russian babes while I'm there. I'd sure love to "strike the hammer" with them.

(Tira & Chocolate turned into their dominatrix alter egos & as usual, gave Carrot a barrage of whippings)

Tira: We're not on vacation, you idiot.

Chocolate: And don't think for once that you're gonna have any girl but me, darling! Remember that!

Marron & Gateau: Oy Vey.

Momma: No time to waste; you all must leave immediately.

(Instantly, the 5 hunters were sent to the then USSR, in a forest outside Moscow)

Gateau: Well we're here everyone, now everybody keep your guard up.

Chocolate: Yeah, 'cuz this is still a Communist country.

Carrot: Yeah, but I thought we were gonna actually be in Moscow, you know, where all the babes are.

Tira: (menacingly) Do you want another lashing from us, Carrot?

Carrot: (sheepishly) No ma'am.

Russian Voice: Leave this forest.

Marron: A voice. Who's here? Show yourself.

(The 5 hunters got on guard as a tall, lumbering Russian dressed in the old Soviet military uniform came before them. This man was none other than Russia's boxing champion, Ivan Drago, you know, from Rocky IV)

Gateau: Man, this guy's an oak.

Marron: Who are you?

Drago: Drago. Ivan Drago. Now leave.

Marron: Ivan Dra.. Yes, Russia's great boxing champ. Everyone be careful, his combinations are highly deadly.

Chocolate: Oh boy, we're really in for it.

Gateau: You know me, I love a good fight.

Carrot: Gateau, something tells me don't f**k with this guy.

Gateau: Don't worry Carrot, I got it under control. All right Drago, let's do this.

Drago: You will lose.

(As the fight began, Gateau did everything he could. He threw punch after punch towards Drago's face, but the mammoth Ruskie felt no pain & stood as strong as an oak tree. Drago only landed 2 punches on Gateau's mid section & the powerful hunter dropped like a sack of potatoes)

Tira: GATEAU! You cold son of a...

Marron: No Tira, let me.

(Marron used some of his best counter spells against Drago, but to no avail. Drago laid Marron out with a swift uppercut)

Carrot: MARRON!! My poor little brother, why did you do that?

Marron: I'll be fine, niisan.

Chocolate: This bastard's gotta be stopped. Ready Tira?

Tira: Yeah.

(Tira & Chocolate turned right into their alt. forms & prepared themselves for battle)

Tira: You hurt my friends, but I'm not gonna let you lay hands on my sister, myself, or Carrot.

Chocolate: I'll do anything to protect my precious darling from harm, you heartless son of a bitch. Prepare yourself.

Drago: You will lose.

(The Misu sisters wrapped Drago around with their whip & garrote, but Drago broke free of his bonds as if they were just mere threads. He then grabbed them both by the face & slammed them into the trees. All Carrot could do was watch in fear & anguish as he saw his friends be demolished by Drago's might)

Carrot: No, this can't be, Marron, Gateau, Tira, Chocolate. All these guys are not just my friends, they're my family, you red commie bastard!

Drago: If they die, they die. If you want to make me pay, fight me in Siberia in 2 days. Then we'll see who's strongest.

Carrot: ( in anguish) You'll pay Drago, you're gonna pay!

To be continued