[As we begin our tale, our heroes, the Sorcerer Hunters, are given a break from Big Momma to head for the tropical paradise that is Miami, Florida. Carrot was decked out in cammo swimming trunks, Marron in his usual mystic attire, Gateau in a gold Speedo, Tira in a very stunning 1-piece ensemble, & Chocolate in a drop dead gorgeous, but also quite revealing 2-piece thong bikini]

Carrot: Wow I can't believe it! Big Momma gave us a trip to Miami! Maybe Shaq can hook us up with some Heat tickets.

Gateau: I gotta say, Carrot, it don't get much better than this.

Marron: I know Miami is very beautiful, but...

Tira: Oh chill, Marron. Have a little fun in your life.

Chocolate: Tira's right, Marron. Loosen up, like what I'm about to do with my darling.

(Just as Chocolate turned around, Carrot was off doing his usual thing, chasing other girls, much to the dismay of the others, especially Tira & Chocolate)

Carrot: Whooo Hoooo!! Hey ladies! Who wants to be my little beach bunny? I'm not picky.

Marron: Oh brother.

Gateau: He's at it again.

Tira: Carrot, honestly, can you be any lower?

Chocolate: I'm not gonna let my darling ruin this Valentine's Day.

(As usual, Tira & Chocolate turned into their dominatrix alter-egos & proceeded to whip Carrot like a runaway slave)

Tira: That'll teach you not to chase other girls around.

Chocolate: Besides, darling, why would you want girls, when you can have a "woman" like me?

Carrot: Maybe I don't want my women to be the absolute bondage queens of darkness.

Chocolate:(tense) Darling, what have I said about talking back?

Carrot:(sheepishly) Don't do it?

Tira: That's right, Carrot. Now take your punishment like a man.

(Just as the sisters were about to administer another punishment to Carrot, they heard the chopping noise of copter blades. Suddenly, a sleek, blue copter hovered over the Miami beachfront. If that wasn't enough, the copter then transformed into a jet & started blasting away, frightening the beachsiders. This copter/jet was none other than Switchblade)

Gateau:(dressed in his regular clothes) What the Hell's goin' on?

Marron: I believe that is what's going on, Gateau.

Tira: Excuse us, but, who the Hell are you?

Pilot: How very rude of me. I am Miles Mayhem, founder & leader of the Vicious Evil Network of Mayhem, but you can call us VENOM.

All: Venom?!

Mayhem: That's right & we're taking over Miami, so begone!

Carrot: Yeah right pal. You & what army?

Mayhem: This army, you insolent little fool!

(In an instant, Mayhem's backup arrived. It consisted of Sly Rax, driver of the amphibious Piranha motorcycle, Cliff Dagger, driver of the heavy-duty, black Bronco Jackhammer, & riding shotgun with Dagger was Vanessa Warfield, VENOM's lone female)

Carrot: Me & my big ass mouth.

Rax: You got that right. Stiletto, fire!

(Rax used his Stiletto mask that fired out razor-sharp darts to deter our heroes)

Gateau: This is crazy. I thought this was Valentine's Day.

Dagger: Yeah well, this is the Valentine's Day massacre. Torch, on!

(Dagger decided to heat things up with his Torch mask & the flames created a circle around them)

Marron: This isn't good.

Chocolate: Enough of this s**t. Tira, Gateau, you take Piranha, Marron, you & I got Jackhammer. I won't them harm Darling.

Carrot: You mean you're gonna leave me with Mr. Belvedere's evil twin?

Voice: Not like this, Carrot.

Carrot: What the...?

(Coming out of nowhere in the Camaro/jet Thunder Hawk was Matt Trakker, founder & leader of the Mobile Armored Strike Kommand, better known as MASK)

Matt: Looks like you 5 need some help. Catch.

(What Matt tossed out were 5 of the MASK team's masks. Marron received Bruce Sato's Lifter mask, Tira got Gloria Baker's Aura mask, Gateau nabbed Hondo McLean's Blaster mask, Chocolate got Buddy Hawks' Penetrator mask, & Carrot got one of Matt's masks, his Rhino mask Ultra Flash)

Tira: This is more like it.

Gateau: You can say that again, Tira. Now let's take this son of a bitch down. Rax: Easy for you to say.

(starts his attacks)

Tira: Here goes. Aura, on.

(The Aura mask created a glowing aura of power around Tira & she generated that power to her whip to stop Rax's attacks)

Rax: What the Hell?

Gateau: Now lemme finish this. Blaster, on.

(Gateau utilized Blaster to form a aura of power around his fists & slammed them right through Piranha. Rax was able to escape out onto the waters in his sidecar/submarine. Meanwhile, Dagger's Jackhammer went into battle mode as he & Vanessa tussled with Marron & Chocolate)

Vanessa: I'll take these 2 out. Whip, on. (activates her Whip mask)

Chocolate: No one can use the whip, rather the garrote, but me. Penetrator, on.

(The Penetrator mask put Chocolate into stealth mode; confusing the VENOM femme fatale. Meanwhile, Marron used the Lifter mask as well as his counter spells to stop Dagger & his Jackhammer dead in his tracks, while Chocolate was able to take Vanessa Warfield out thanks to her garrote & the Penetrator. Back on the other side, Mayhem was dishing it out on Carrot)

Mayhem: You can't escape Switchblade, Carrot Glace! You'll meet your end soon.

Carrot: There's one thing you didn't count on, Mayhem. (takes out the sword of Greyskull) By the power of Greyskull.

Mayhem: No, it can't be!

Carrot: I have the POWER!!!

(Carrot had now gone into his He-Man form while also using the Ultra Flash mask. mayhem did everything he could, but Ultra Flash's blinding attacks combined with Carrot's unparalleled strength was too much for Mayhem & Switchblade. Mayhem & the rest of his VENOM cohorts retreated in defeat)

Carrot: Man I'm glad that's over with. now to see which one of these ladies will be my Valentine.

Marron: Uh, I hate to tell you this brother, but..

Carrot: But what, Marron?

Gateau: All the girls are with their boyfriends.

Carrot: Aw man! Who's gonna be my Valentine?

Tira & Chocolate: Ahem!

Carrot: Oh no. I feared this.

Tira: Oh yes Carrot. No one but us.

Chocolate: Now come on darling. How about I give you a little "sex on the beach"?

Carrot: I'll pass. (starts running)

Tira: Come back, Carrot!

Carrot: Hell no!

Chocolate: Come back, my darling! Come take me! Be "my" Valentine!

Carrot: This is why I hate Valentine's Day!

The End