Dark Vegetto part 4

********** Welcome to the next installment of... AH TA HELL WITH IT!!!! I KNOW YOU PEOPLE DON'T READ THIS PART SO SCREW IT!!!! LET'S JUST GET TO THE KILLING SHALL WE?!

You know what I'm sick of writing recaps go read the end of the last one again dammit!!!! Just kidding. As you can tell by my intro I'm in an evil/angry mood. Hence is why there is going to be a lot of rage and testicular shockage(keep reading you'll see what I mean)! When we last left our heroes(or whatever you want to call them). They had just found Justice and killed gotenks and were out to kill more Saiya-jins and humans. We join Dark Vegetto, Testament, and Justice as they continue ravaging the city of crystal Tokyo. ***********

Dark Vegetto: THIS IS GREAT!!!!! I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH TERROR AND BLOOD!!!!!

Justice turns to Testament.

Justice: Father sure enjoys this doesn't he?

Testament: Yes, perhaps a little too much.

Dark Vegetto grabs a man nearby and throws him to Justice

Dark Vegetto: Justice do it again!!!!

Justice: AGAIN?!!!! THIS IS THE HUNDREDTH PERSON I'VE DONE THIS TOO TODAY!!!

Dark Vegetto: I SAID DO IT!!!!! I WANT TO SEE BODY PARTS RAIN DOWN FROM ON HIGH!!!!!!

Justice: yes father…….

Justice crosses his wrists in an x and flies at the man grabs him by the throat between his wrists and flies into the air and unleashes enough energy to make the man explode in a shower of blood, body parts, and guts.

Dark Vegetto: DAMN THAT HAD TO HURT!!!!

All three stop and stare as man in a tuxedo runs by with his hands covering his ass screaming and hides behind Testament.

Tuxedo Mask: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

Just then a flamboyantly gay man in a pink martial arts suit comes prancing up to the trio. Dan: Hello there! You guys didn't happen to see a hot sexy man in a tux come running by here did you?

Dark Vegetto reaches behind Testament and pulls Tuxedo Mask out from his hiding spot

Dark Vegetto: You mean this sorry piece of sh*t?

Dark Vegetto drops Tuxedo Mask on the ground.

Dan: EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! That's him!!!!!!!

Testament: Dear god this guy's worse than that raptor Justice keeps in a cage!!!!

Justice: YOU MEAN MR. FLUFFYKINS IS STILL ALIVE?!!!

Testament: Yes and Justice…..

Justice: What?

Testament: WHY IN THE F**K DID YOU NAME HIM MR. FLUFFYKINS?!!!!!

Justice: To make him even more evil! Think about it. If you were a raptor and your name was Mr. Fluffykins and you got zapped him in the nads with a cattle prod and everyone laughed at you wouldn't you just want to kill them as slowly and painfully as possible?

Testament: Well when you put it that way, but did you have to train him to ass rape his victims before killing them?

Justice: Yes so they die in ultimate humiliation.

Dark Vegetto: Excuse me ladies but we can discuss Mr Fluffykins sexual habits later.

Dan has his way with Tuxedo Mask who walks away a little bow legged while crying, and clutching his butt. Dan turns to Dark Vegetto Testament and Justice

Dan: Say would you be interested in a foursome?

Justice and Testament (in unison): HELL NO!!!!

Dark Vegetto: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!!!!! DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO BE YOU F**K BUDDY?!!!

Dan: Why yes you do!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: How about you go play stick your d*ck in a light socket?

Dan: I did that once and it kinda stung!!!

Testament: Father can we just kill him?

Justice: I concur letting Mr Fluffykins rape him would probably be an enjoyable experience to this freak!

Testament: WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH YOU AND THE RAPTOR RAPINGS?!!!!!

Justice: It's funny!

Testament: IT'S SICK!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: Actually it's both but it's more disturbing than anything!

Dan: So boys how about some…..unnnnnggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

Vega comes up and stabs Dan through the heart from the back and then cuts off his head.

Vega: THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU ASS RAPE ME!!!!!!!

Dan: Vega sweety how could you? I …….love………you……….

With those words Dan dies Vega then proceeds to piss on Dan's lifeless corpse. As Vega zips up his pants Dan springs back to life.

Vega: OH SON OF A!!!!!!!!

Dan: YOU SAVED ME……THAT MUST MEAN YOU REALLY DO LOVE ME!!!!!!!

Dan tries to jump at Dark Vegetto and have his way with him but Dark Vegetto knocks him back with a wave of his hand.

Dark Vegetto: Oh ta hell with this!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto flies into the air as Dan begins to rape Vega's butt yet again. Dark Vegetto fires off two small blasts and a larger one at Dan. Dan looks up in time to put his butt in the air and absorb the three blasts.

Dark Vegetto: SO YOU CAN ABSORB THINGS CAN YOU? ABSORB THIS!!!!!

Dark Vegetto turns the sky black as his aura.

Testament and Justice look at one another and think the same thing

Justice and Testament: He's pissed!!!!

Dan: That's not good……

Vega slams Dan against a wall so that he falls off. Testament and Justice fly as quickly as they can to join their father. Vega then grabs Justice's tail in order to flee to saftey.

Dark Vegetto: HELL FIRE CANNON!!!!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto unleashes a huge black energy blast attack at Dan who bends over and tries to suck in the blast through his butt.

Dan: OH GOD IT'S SO BIG AND IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: BURN THIS YOU SICK F**KER!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto puts even more power into the beam. Dan screams as the beam consumes his body and torches it until not even ashes remain. Meanwhile Justice notices he has a hitchhiker on his tail. Justice reaches down and pulls Vega up by the neck.

Justice: Father,

Dark Vegetto: What Justice?

Justice: I have a stow away!!!

Dark Vegetto: So I see, punish him however you see fit.

Testament: Oh god we all know what that means……..

Dark Vegetto: Oh let your brother have his fun he's been cooped up for thirteen centuries

Justice: Let's give him…….

Testament cuts him off

Testament: to Mr. Fluffykins we know……..believe me we know!

Justice tears open a dimensional rift and drags a huge cage containing a pissed off raptor through.

Justice: I'll let you out but first things first I have to zap you in the nads!

Justice grabs the cattle prod off the side of the cage sticks it through the bars and between the raptor's legs and proceeds to give the raptor a major electrical shock to the nads. Mr. Fluffykins roars in pain and anger and then turns to Justice.

Mr. Fluffykins: ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA F**KING KILL YOU FOR THIS YOU SICK SON OF A B*TCH!!!!!!!

Testament can't help but laugh.

Justice: hmmm sounds like you've been around father too much!

Testament: Actually I taught him that one!

Justice: DAMN YOU TESTAMENT!!!!

Mr. Fluffykins: NO DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME GAY, FOR SHOCKING ME IN THE NUTS ALL THE TIME, AND NAMING ME MR. FLUFFYKINS!!!!!!!!

Testament: You know father I never realized it until now what sick bastard Justice really is!

Dark Vegetto: You and me both Testament, you and me both.

Dark Vegetto looks at Justice for a while then materializes the cattle prod in his hand

Testament: Father is that such a good id…….

Dark Vegetto motions for Testament to be quiet as he sneaks up behind Justice and then zaps him in the ass with the cattle prod.

Justice: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto and Testament start to laugh.

Justice: AHHHHHH SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!! MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto and Testament laugh even harder.

Testament: That was great father!!!! Do it again!!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: Nah he'll see me coming this time.

Justice: Just you wait Testament I'll make sure to have that raptor rape you until all your innards rust!!!!!!

Testament: Try it! First I'll cut off his f**king balls then rip off his d*ck, break out his teeth, shatter his claws and then stuff his balls down his throat and ram them down there with his own d*ck, THEN I'LL CUT HIM TO TINY F**KING SHREDS AFTER HE ASPHYXIATES ON HIS OWN NUTS!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: You do Justice and I'll hold that damned beast in an energy bind while he does it too!

Justice: Even you father?!

Dark Vegetto: Dude you're sick even if you are my son, now that I think about it I should have made that vampire my son instead of you!!!!! At least he wasn't sick in the head! Psychotic? Yes. Cruel? Yes. Evil? Most definitely. Ruthless? Just as ruthless as me! Killer? He live for it just like me! Sick in the head? HELL NO!!!!!!

Testament: I vote we send Justice to be Big Jim's new sex toy since he made him what he is!

Justice: I vote how about we not!

Dark Vegetto: How about I just put my iron boots up both your asses for being a pain in my ass?!!!!

Testament: I think I'll forgo that suggestion!

Justice: Me too!

Dark Vegetto: That's what I thought. Now let's go I have Saiya-jins to kill and a world to conquer.

Testament: Yes father.

Justice: Yes fath……

Dark Vegetto cuts Justice off in mid sentence

Dark Vegetto: NO YOU'RE STAYING HERE JUSTICE!!!!!!

Justice: YAY!!!!!!!Hello sexy ladies!!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: No think again!!!!!

Justice: WHAT?!!!!!

Dark Vegetto: I'LL BE DAMNED IF YOU RELEASE THAT SICK ASS LIZARD AGAIN!!!!!!!

Justice: But she's gonna abuse me!

Dark Vegetto: THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT!!!!! Now consider yourself punished!

Testament: THANK GOD!!!!!