Today's
interview is with James! Ken and Ryu just got married at your site and they
look very happy together. What gave you the idea to have Ken and Ryu as a
super couple on your site?
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| <James>
Well, for YEARS
I've been making fun of the painfully obvious homosexual nature of Ryu and
Ken's relationship. I've always called them "Man and Husband" and so on.
As a gay man, I have a pretty good sense of gaydar and Ryu and Ken are
just bursting with gayness, from the game dialogue to the movies to the
SFV series where they even got naked together and admired each others'
anatomy. If that's not gay, I don't know what is. They're in love and
that's cool.
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I've noticed a lot of people are
waiting impatiently for you to update your site. How often do you update
your site? Where do you get the ideas to create all the humor on your
site?
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| <James>
The problem with
my updates is that I do them when I have time...and that's not very often.
When I was in school, I could easily spend hours at my computer having fun
writing goofy character conversations, but now, the reality of life has
set in and I just keep my unpaid bills next to my Lara Croft action
figures in hopes that she'll shoot them. The humor just comes from within.
I, myself, am a jackass and the people I choose to keep around are even
worse and often times inspire some of the things that go on at SKR. Want
to know something scary? Jade is based on someone I actually
knew.
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Who would you choose to spend the night with, Michiru or
Jade? Or would you prefer to have a virgin like Kitana?
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| <James>
Ok, so I'm
obviously quite drunk and am hitting on women..hmmmm. Kitana is 10,000
years old. Now she may have a beautiful face and body, but I cringe to
think of what she's got going on inside (or out of) her panties. Maybe
that's where her true age shows ::twitch::. Jade is almost as old as
Kitana, but besides that, she is DISGUSTING. Michiru prides herself in
looking good. She seems like the type that does a pretty good job of
taking care of herself, while the Jade on my site is a ghetto bitch who's
been around the block so many times, they named it after her. She has
every STD known to man, rarely bathes, and uses cheap perfume to cover up
her odor. I'll have to go with Michiru because she's more of a high-class
escort than a $2 crack ho.
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Do you have anything to say to all your fans?
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<James>
Don't give
up on me...SKR is just going through a slump. Soon, I'll be able to update
regularly and give you all the frequent dosage of obnoxious material you
deserve!
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That's all the questions I have for you. Thank you for participating in
the interview!
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