Dan's Disgusting Craving - Chapter 6
Vega: GODDAMMIT!!!!!!
Dan: Nah, I'd rather f**k it up, baby.
Vega: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vega limped home once again.
Vega: Ooooohhhhh...... sometimes I hate being hot!
Dan busts in.
Dan: I'M BACK, BABY! I JUST HAD TO F**K ELTON JOHN!
Vega: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Here, chug this.
Vega was forced to drink three whole bottles of alcohol, and was COMPLETELY drunk.
Dan: Come on, Vega. Let's have sex.
Vega: Uuuuuugghhh................ DAHOY!
Apparently, Dan then forced Vega to marry him. The wedding is tomorrow!
Priest: Do you, Dan Hibiki, take Vega No Miko as your loving husband in illness and in health?
Dan: YEAH! I TAKE HIM AND THEN I JACK HIM UP!
Priest: And do you, Vega No Miko, take Dan Hibiki as your f-- I mean... ahem... LOVING husband in illness and in health?
Vega: Uuuuuuuuuuhhhh......................
Priest: Then you may kiss the br-- I mean... GROOM. Sorry, Vega. The sissy look.
Dan and Vega were making out. Need I say anymore?
Vega: HUH?! *spits* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE??????????