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Andy
Kombatant
Posts: 1580
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Are you scared of Mileena?
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| Fri Nov 27, 2020 8:43 pm |
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Green Ninja
Kombatant
Posts: 1292
Species: Reptile
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Have you ever trained with Scorpion in Hell?
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| Sat Nov 28, 2020 12:17 am |
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Gin
Kombatant
Posts: 1225
Location: Soul Society
Species: Soul Reaper
Profession: Super Nerd
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
How was Black Friday shopping in Izuna?
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| Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:44 am |
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Tetsu
Kombatant
Posts: 1961
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Who is the most stupid idiot in Izuna?
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| Sat Nov 28, 2020 7:17 am |
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Green Ninja
Kombatant
Posts: 1292
Species: Reptile
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Why won't you fight in a super hero costume like Batman?
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| Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:02 am |
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Slasher
Bean Queen Gay Man
Posts: 984
Location: Gaytopia
Species: Human
Profession: Full time homosexual
Gender: Gay Man
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Dear Mike,
Why won't you fight in the UFC?
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Move over Dan. I will properly show Vega the joys of homosexuality. |
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| Mon Nov 30, 2020 8:19 pm |
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
Posts: 1352
Location: Texas/New Jersey
Species: Hybrid
Profession: Professional Asshole.
Gender: Male
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Mike's eyes widen a bit, then chuckles.
Slasher: Not my scene. I get enough fighting outside the octagon.
Green Ninja: Ha, I don't think I could pull that look off.
Tetsu: Could be Dan. He went after me forever to star in a commercial for his chain of dojos. I don;t know he got more than one.
Gin: Quiet. But I heard the warehouses were really busy for Cyber Monday.
Green Ninja: Who? That guy from the Netherealm?
Andy: I've seen that grill...can you imagine getting head from that mouth?
Arcadia Demon: No, but I did defeat him for the ICW Championship.
RD Archfiend: Wait...I have an action figure? Cammy! Get our lawyer!
Last Quincy: Would anyone really watch that?
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Contorted spirit, distorted creed, you know that your time has come when the soil bleeds.
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| Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:23 am |
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Limey Man
Tea and pretty cutlery
Posts: 1805
Species: Human
Profession: Queer
Gender: Gay Man
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Dear Mike,
Do you have a light saber to fight criminals with in Izuna?
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Why so British? |
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| Wed Dec 02, 2020 5:15 am |
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Mew
Mew
Posts: 3176
Location: Mew
Species: Mew
Gender: Male
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Mew
_________________
Mew |
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| Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:43 am |
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da Junk Yard Dog
Thug
Posts: 590
Location: Fuck off
Species: wtf do you think
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Will ya work in security?
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| Wed Dec 02, 2020 3:16 pm |
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Slasher
Bean Queen Gay Man
Posts: 984
Location: Gaytopia
Species: Human
Profession: Full time homosexual
Gender: Gay Man
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Dear Mike,
Can you convince Ryu and Ken to be gay?
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Move over Dan. I will properly show Vega the joys of homosexuality. |
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| Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:38 am |
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Andy
Kombatant
Posts: 1580
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Who was your very first opponent?
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| Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:01 am |
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Tetsu
Kombatant
Posts: 1961
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Do you think you are more famous than Kimbo? How many trophies and belts do you have?
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| Thu Dec 03, 2020 11:35 pm |
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Green Ninja
Kombatant
Posts: 1292
Species: Reptile
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Do you have an evil twin out there?
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| Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:29 am |
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Gin
Kombatant
Posts: 1225
Location: Soul Society
Species: Soul Reaper
Profession: Super Nerd
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Have you mastered Evil Ryu and Akuma's moves?
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| Fri Dec 04, 2020 6:14 am |
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Last Quincy
Kombatant
Posts: 973
Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Why don't you form a team of super heroes in Izuna like the Avengers?
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| Sat Dec 05, 2020 8:21 am |
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
Posts: 1352
Location: Texas/New Jersey
Species: Hybrid
Profession: Professional Asshole.
Gender: Male
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Last Quincy: I tried that. No one showed up to briefings.
Gin: No, fuck Akuma. It's his fault Ryu almost killed me.
Green Ninja: I had one. But I had to take him out before he took over my life for good.
Tetsu: I seen that guy. I wanted no part of him. I just have a replica from when I won the the ICW title.
Andy: Myself.
Slasher: Even if you can find Ryu, best of luck. Not happening.
JYD: What the fuck for?
Limey Man: Those were only in the movies. Right? Right!?
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Contorted spirit, distorted creed, you know that your time has come when the soil bleeds.
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| Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:49 am |
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Gin
Kombatant
Posts: 1225
Location: Soul Society
Species: Soul Reaper
Profession: Super Nerd
Gender: Male
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Dear Mike,
Does it bother you what Mileena wants to do to your action figures?
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| Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:53 am |
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SuperBeast
Demon King/Sushi Lover/Smoker
Posts: 1352
Location: Texas/New Jersey
Species: Hybrid
Profession: Professional Asshole.
Gender: Male
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Mike's eyes widen, he shudders a bit, but his morbid curiosity gets the better of him.
Mike: Gin, What does she wanna do?
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Contorted spirit, distorted creed, you know that your time has come when the soil bleeds.
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| Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:54 am |
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Mew
Mew
Posts: 3176
Location: Mew
Species: Mew
Gender: Male
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Mew
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Mew |
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| Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:38 pm |
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