The SuperBeast Chronicles 3
Mike had awoke sober from his sexfest with Shuurei. He looks around and sees that he had gone outside of his marriage.
Mike: Oh fuck...I gotta stop drinking.
He hears the sounds of pans clattering and sizzling sounds as the smell of eggs and bacon filled the air. He quietly put his clothes back on made his escape out the window. He jumped down, only for the ground to give way and bring him to Hell. He lands on his feet on a chunk of molten rock, with Valconia waiting.
Valconia: It's been awhile.
Mike: No shit.
Valconia: You must act quickly. That doppleganger of yours is slowly planning on taking over your life.
Mike: Who says doppleganger anymore? Fag.
Valconia: Shut your ugly face and listen. This clone, you like that word better? This clone of yours has a vendetta against you.
Mike: No kidding. But why.
Valconia: All those years ago, when Satan chose you for the SuperBeast plan, there was a tortured soul down here who was supposed to have it bestowed upon, but you were chosen instead. Feeling outraged, he came to us. Though he knew there were no guarantees, he did not respect the master's decision. So he somehow escaped Hell. He found himself above, and abused the power of Heaven to create himself into almost everything you are, appearance, fighting, almost everything.
Mike: But how am I supposed to prove that I'm the real thing?
Valconia: The answer lies in your hands. Figure it out, dipshit.
Mike: The answer lies in my han--whoa shit!
Mike is powered up back to Earth. He is still confused about what Valconia said.
Mike: Goddammit, he's always speaking in fuckin' riddles...it pisses me off that I could...
Mike sees a tree nearby.
Mike: Grrr....Hadoken!
The beam blows up the tree, leaving it in flames. Mike looks at his handywork.
Mike: Motherfu--wait a minute...the answer is in my hands...that's it!
Mike went back to his house. Party sounds were heard from outside. Mike looks in the window and saw anything but a party. The only people home were Cammy and her friends, and AngelBeast. Lola, Jeanne, and Renee were tied up on the couch. Cammy wasn't visible. Mike broke the door down to his own home, taking the tape off of their mouths.
Mike: Where are they?
All three women jabber like parrots. Mike reseals the tape over their mouths. He hears Cammy moaning upstairs. One thing jolted into his mind. He races upstairs and walks in on them having sex.
Mike: Take your fucking hands off my wife!
Mike yanks him by the hair and punches him as hard as he could in his jaw. He drops.
Cammy: Baby! Get the fuck out of here, you fake!
Mike: Sweetie, it's me! He's the fake, I have proof!
AngelBeast: Honestly this doppleganger is obviously out of his mind.
Mike: There's that fucking word again...
AngelBeast & Cammy: What?
Mike: Nevermind...If you wanna prove that you are the real Mike, meet me outside! And you, Cammy...my darling wife...you'll see it first hand!
Cammy: Fine, whatever, clone!
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Cammy stands infront of them. She gives out orders in what seemed to be a Heaven Vs. Hell version of Simon Says.
Cammy: Sing!
Mike and AngelBeast sound similar note for note.
Cammy: Smoke!
AngelBeast: But I don't smoke anymore!
Cammy: Just one more time, darling.
The each smoke a cigarette of the same kind. The finish at the same time, seven and a half minutes.
Cammy: Beast mode!
Mike and AngelBeast both morph into their Beast forms. AngelBeast takes awhile longer. His Beast for contains a halo, and his pale white skin. They both deactivate.
Cammy: O...kay...(This one will definitely tell me, I hope.) Hadoken.
AngelBeast: Sweetie, you won't believe me on this. But when I was saved, I lost my ability.
Cammy: It has no allegiance to religion!
AngelBeast: I know, but...but...I had to give it up! They said I wouldn't need it anymore! Like I need it anyway, right?
Mike: I think you do...right to your chest! Hadoken!
Mike fires one off into AngelBeast, sending to flying to the ground. Cammy runs over to Mike.
Cammy: Oh my God...it really was you! Mike! I'm so sorry I didn't believe you! I love you, I always have.
Mike: Took the words right out of my mouth, kiddo.
Cammy: However, you two weren't completely identical.
Mike: I know we had different hair.
Cammy: I don't mean that.
Mike: He speaks like a fucking wussy...
Cammy: Darling, I don't mean tha..
Mike: ...And he doesn't even seem like he could--
Cammy grabs Mike by the crotch and gently squeezes as she plants a kiss on him.
Cammy: I was talking about this...he's not bringing enough lumber to the yard, you catch my drift?
Mike says nothing more as he plants a giant kiss on her. AngelBeast slowly gets up.
Mike: Shit...go inside and untie your friends. Call the insurance agency too.
Cammy: Okay! Wait, why?
Mike: I'm about to break everything in sight over this cocksucker's head!
AngelBeast slowly gets into the same stance as Mike does. They attack each other with the same strategy. Could Mike defeat an opponent who basically is an altered copy of him in size, strength and agility?