"Too weird to live. Too rare to die. I am one in a fucking million. Can I be an asshole? YES. Can I be a good person? YES. If you fuck me over, will I eventually get even? YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WILL. If you ever happen to meet me, you're gonna have to accept what you see. Like it or not. Don't let the funny black clothes fool you. You can see something totally different. Oh, and if I offend you, you have no idea how much I don't give a fuck. Got a question for yours truly? E-mail me and maybe I'll respond. See? I'm not as bad as you thought. Now click the links below, jerk-off!"
~Mike the SuperBeast